Dimitri and Khalid pick up where Weird Scenes Inside [Laurel] Canyon left off and interrogate the high-flying rise of boomer LA country-rock titans The Eagles, including: why Dimitri thinks the Lebowskkkian lemming haters are wrong, sus checking family origins, signing with young David Geffen, Lombardian interlocks between the Lansky Syndicate/Warner Brothers/Asylum Records/Arthur Liman and the Mafia’s corporate takeover of Hollywood in the 1970s, “Desperado” as settler-colonial/Vietnam War metaphor, Don and Glenn’s increasing obsession with rocking harder and ending democratic centralism, the creeping satanic influence of $700/g cocaine, and mastering the middlebrow double entendre. Part 1 of 2.

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