Turkey month is in full effect, and this week we're sifting through the detritus of Vinegar Syndrome's New York Ninja, a movie so bad the people who originally filmed it couldn't even be bothered to finish it! But we did! We watched the whole thing, and we also made you do that, probably, if you're listening to this episode. Sorry?

CHAPTERS:

(00:00:00) - The Nextlander Watchcast Episode 68: New York Ninja (2021)
(00:00:22) - Intro.
(00:02:43) - We've gotta set this one up, because there's a lot going on in this production.
(00:10:56) - You have to respect the effort. You don't have to respect the actual movie.
(00:16:39) - The cast(s).
(00:20:45) - Talking about John Liu.
(00:25:00) - Trying to piece together what is actually happening in this movie.
(00:28:52) - Becoming the New York Ninja.
(00:33:42) - The Plutonium Killer and his benefactor.
(00:37:41) - Break!
(00:38:04) - We're back, and it's time to stop crime. With rollerskates.
(00:46:37) - If nothing else, this is some great footage of '80s New York.
(00:47:49) - Getting horny for plutonium, or whatever that guy is doing.
(00:55:12) - Cataloging the nonsense that makes up the majority of the middle of the movie.
(01:02:32) - We mustn't forget Plutonium Man's most baffling scene.
(01:04:13) - Brad's favorite moment of the movie.
(01:06:37) - Would you believe it? More kidnappings!
(01:09:31) - The Staten Island warehouse raid, and the worst fight Alex has ever seen on film.
(01:15:41) - The most ridiculous bad guys in a move chock full of them.
(01:17:44) - Brad's OTHER favorite moment of the movie.
(01:20:47) - Time for the Plutonium Killer to "face" the music.
(01:25:19) - New York Ninja is for the children.
(01:28:28) - Speaking in favor of preservation at all costs. ALL COSTS.
(01:34:52) - Final thoughts.
(01:37:37) - Outro.