To celebrate the holiday season, Jake and Ryan let you choose the topic for our Christmas special. You chose for them to pitch three television shows(one for network television, one for HBO/Showtime, and one for Netflix/Hulu/Prime). They aren't what they want to do, but rather ones they know critics and audiences will eat up while they hate reading the premises. These are their pitches.

Also we look into another terrible bar's menu and stuff.