A Court of Tattoos and Rosé

It’s officially ACOMAF time!!! We got a long one this week guys, we apologize but we needed to get through these beginning chapters. Feyre is in a dark AF place mentally while “home” at the Spring Court. She and Tamlin are handling their problems very well...with sex and surface level conversations. Ianthe is the Dolores Umbridge of the series. We are introduced to some pretty boring traditions and Feyre loathes every second of wedding prep. The supposed wedding of the century starts off with some panic and then is interrupted by our favorite High Lord.

Welcome to our first ever Book Boyfriends Episode! This episode is all about the boys we love and some we hate to love! The episode is broken down into different sections so that if you have not read a particular book you can avoid spoilers. Just listen for Blake’s “Spoiler Warnings”

This episode includes:

- Rhys, Cassian, and Azriel, Lucien, Tam and Jurian

- Hunt Athalar and Ruhn Danaan from Crescent City

- Desmond Flynn from The Bargainer series

- Hawke Flynn from From Blood and Ash

- Cardan Greenbriar from The Cruel Prince

-Rowan and Dorian (TOG boys will be briefly touched upon on but obviously saving the juicy insights for our Throne of Glass episodes)

-Simon and Baz from Carry On

-Will and Jem, Jace, Malec, and Julian from Shadowhunters

-Thomas Cresswell from Stalking Jack the Ripper

-Kallias from The Shadows Between Us

We cannot wait to hear your thoughts on this one! Come share the thirst!

We. Are. Done. We are finally finished with A Court of Thorns and Roses. Feyre has one more task and then tries to hide the mind fuck. Oh and she offically becomes a High Fae. Tamlin does something manly for once and then tries to take credit for saving her. Rhys steals our hearts one more time before Mist and Fury. AND THE BOND SNAPS IN PLACE, whether we know it or not...Only to return to the Spring Court later that day.

Join us for our second to last episode for A Court of Thorns and Roses. Task 2 is finally here, poor Lucien gets thrown in the middle again and Rhys realizes Feyre can’t read (the Eye of Sex comes in handy - get it? HANDY). Feyre slowly falls into a depression and yet all she can think about is hooking up with Tamlin. Meanwhile, Rhys lets his mask slip and slowly hints about his feelings and the plans he has been working on since he was trapped Under the Mountain.

We are almost done with this book! And we are here for it! Feyre makes the deal of a lifetime even though she doesn’t know it yet...and she gets a beast tattoo out of it. Rhys makes us swoon a few times. Then Feyre is painted and dirty dances for the court a few times (thank the cauldron she blacked out on wine beforehand).

We are officially Under the Mountain and Feyre makes a questionable deal. Tamlin starts to make it clear that he doesn’t love her...he loves the pussy. Meanwhile, Feyre hunts a giant toothy worm and Rhys falls in love.

We are finally back in Prythian! Alis is the real MVP and drops some straight facts that leave Feyre shook. Bottomline: Amarantha is horny AF. We end with Feyre going Under the Mountain to be greeted by Bartok.

Join us this week for a brief review of Feyre’s return to the mortal realm. We also go on an epic rant about second book cliffhangers and the emotional damage they instill.

Join us this week as we all actually sit together to record! This episode has it all: Summer Solstice, the Court of Nightmares version of Rhys, and, FINALLY, the slow burn is over.

This week we see the aftermath of Calamari and the sexual tension is REAL. Feyre opens up to Tam in a big way and finally shows off her art. Madison has a meltdown (again) on the insane slow burn. The veil is lifted at last and Feyre finds out she has basically been on “Spring Court Big Brother”.