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The British land on West Falkland and the land war begins, fighting hand-to-hand combat over terrain built for lesbians, until finally, 1800 islanders and half a million sheep are free 

The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  

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CHAPTERS:

00:00 All roads lead to the Falklands

05:39 The final offensive

08:19 Boots on the ground

14:45 Boggy terrain

16:43 Lesbian Devision

17:59 Airpedos 

23:00 The Battle of Goose Green

25:13 Yomping

27:54 Night time fighting 

29:32 The Battle of Mount Harriet

31:57 Ear trophies

34:58 Surrender

38:45 Victory for mummy

43:51 Guilt free war

46:38 Rejoice

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