Mainsail! Jolly Mastchris Day to you all! This year we have a special visit from the Dean of Darkness, Sir Chuntley Buffingham, who brings with him a very different style of scary tale. If you enjoy the story and you’re celebrating Mastchris too, why not post online about it with the hashtag #mastchris? All you need is a rum-based cocktail (or a mock-rum-based mocktail) and a copy of Muppet Treasure Island on DVD. You should also contact Tom on social media at @atomcrowley or email the show at [email protected]. To support the show, go to patreon.com/crowleytime or go to crowleytime.com and buy some official merchandise or book a ticket to an upcoming live show. Speaking of which, don’t forget to come and see Crowley Time Live… And More at the Old Red Lion Theatre in Islington, London on the 14th July! Ahoy!