In today's episode, you will have a great listening experience with your ears. Tom unearths a real Moby Dick rejection letter, we discuss the return of Louis CK, Joe teaches Tom the art of negotiation, and Joe shares his three MAJOR take-aways from Planet Earth 2. Please enjoy this quest for infinite knowledge and power while having a great listening experience.

Joe tries to figure out if it’s possible to have fun as an adult. Tom says no.  Joe roleplays as Tom’s daughter and we find out Tom may be bad at parenting.  Yakov Smirnof makes a surprise appearance and then we do some guessing and gambling on impeachment.

Joe reads Man Search for Meaning by Viktor Frankl and gets another step closer to infinite knowledge.  Tom then tricks Joe into believing that Libertarianism is good and that voting isn't important.  There are some wonderful name drops and cry for helps along the way, please enjoy this great listening experience.  

Today's theme is Masterpieces.  Joe compares the Mona Lisa to the original black & blue dress, while Tom compares it to a Magic Eye.  Joe reveals his darkest fantasy about an alien apocalypse, while Tom reveals his own about guerilla warfare breaking out in Brooklyn.  In the most classical podcast mastery, we also discuss Hitler's artwork, Fermi's paradox, "The Waffle House effect", and a philosophical fight-to-the-death in which you have 10 minutes to survive and only a Swiss Army Knife. This episode is a masterpiece.  

Hark, Tom's new baby has arrived, and he has quite a tale to tell! Meanwhile, Joe attends a Soul Cycle class and a Doom Metal concert, and we call comedian and father Cary Goff for Dad tips. It is the greatest listening experience in the history of mankind.