Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk

A Merry, Self-Serving Secret Santa (Plus: 2022 in Review, 2023 Predictions)

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  • Welcome to #Millennial, the home of pretend adulting and real holiday gift exchanges!
  • Chloé, Marc, and Pat join us to make the gift giving experience more chaotic.
  • Cookie flavored lube, onesies, and marijuana paraphernalia are among the gifts given this year...
  • Our top themes that define 2022: Midterm Elections, Queen Elizabeth II's passing, social media shifts, Ash finally becoming the best like no one ever was, Try Guys drama, and the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial.
  • We recap our 2022 predictions from last year: who was wrong, who was right, and who killed The Queen?
  • And don't worry, we're sure some of our 2023 predictions are wrong: SCOTUS to rule student loan forgiveness program legal, 'Speak Now' TV coming in spring or summer, Bob Barker will die, Nintendo to announce an updated Switch model, Miley Cyrus and Pete Davidson will date, and Trump won't be allowed to run.
  • Final words for 2022? Ehhhh

    • And in this week's installment of After Dark, which is available now to Patreon / Apple Podcasts subscribers but will be available to everyone next week:


    • Time to tell the story of the REAL America... via Pornhub's 2022 Year in Review!
    • Which US states need therapy based on their top search terms?
    • Are Boomers ok? Y'all's search preferences are so vanilla.
    • Remember, there is a porn for EVERYTHING.

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      Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real TalkBy Andrew Sims, Laura Tee, Pamela Gocobachi
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