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When the pawg hits the conflicts he feels like a king. What he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight and he'll win the whole thing...

HAPPY JANTEENTH! Gather around the fireplace our little nieces and nephews because it's time for a story about a little black girl from the Brewster projects of Detroit, Michigan. This week, white girl rap is on the brain: we unpack SUNSHINE BENZI and Robyn's new song SEXISTENTIAL. What sort of white girl rap is the world willing to accept right now? What kind of white girl makes the perfect rapper? ALL is revealed in our ultimate theory...

But that's not all-- we run down the list of GOLDEN GLOBES winners and make some light predictions for Oscar season, mourn the loss of our gaydars, and sooooo much more. Fasten your skeetbelt!

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