Join me for capers through the papers where I comment on news as reported by the great british press, all the while being clawed by a cat, suffering IT and studio issues and accidently jamming my hand into a drawer.

Also I will be reading some headlines and attempting to be amusing.

Sorry it's late this morning.

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An array of pretty pathetic reporting from overpaid journos and under appreciated interns making a newspaper which is ideal only for papier mache projects.

Rashford, Sunak, Joan Collins, Angela Rippon, HS2, Shapps, Felicity Kendall, and an asteroid.

It's a dream from which you will wake up screaming.

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Did you know your car is spying on you?

What is worse it is sending the Data back to the manufacturer who is then sending the data onto unspecified sources. Face, conversations and, in one case, sexual orientation.

Selling out your privacy for a tiny crumb of comfort. Always nice.

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Sewage pollution campaigners will be taking to a beach to protest against hundreds of hours of sewage being pumped out into the sea by Southern Water.SOS Whitstable is vying to draw attention to the pollution levels in the seaside town on Saturday, which suffered more sewage releases than any other location in Kent in 2022, organisers say.
From data analysed from Southern Water’s water quality reporting website, Beachbuoy, campaigners found the water company released 648 hours of sewage, across 208 occasions, into the sea at Whitstable in 2022.

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A forage into the depths of the Sunday papers, traversing the pages and cutting through the dense, verbose nonsense to the citadel which we call news, Ed Parnell moves alone, without guides or security, to the small leafy glade, where, gleaming in the sunshine from the fiery orb above, a being, shining gem of news acts as a beacon to all those who bother to look.

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Rishi and the Conservatives are getting a tiny bit desperate. They've already restricted media attendance at their conference to donors only; what more can they do? Well, in the words of Donald Trump, they can ask their followers to donate.

Because, you know, a party run by some of the wealthiest people in the country is obviously not going to be funded by the wealthiest people in the country's money. It's going to be on members and local campaigners. You know, Members Under Governmental Subscription.

So donate now to your Conservative party; before they make it mandatory.

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So the papers are full of scandal today; from Krishnan in headband shock weight loss not really to strictly host picks favourite strictly moment in mundane column shock horror probe. Also starring Kings, Presidents, footballs, panini's and a big o' dollop of that there humour.

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Paper review

In which I discuss tax, Sunak, The King, Take That, Emma Watson, Spam, Rupert Murdoch, drugs, potatoes, Russell Brand, Ukraine, Ping Pong and Bovril.

It's a packed newsday.

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It seems other sectors are unhappy with the sudden change in course as well. Ford have expressed their dissatisfaction with the recent about face, and the other industries are increasinlg frustrated with the lack of consistency of the Governments approach

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So with the dust vowl which seems to engulf Rishi Sunak's announcement last night, I thought I might take a look at how the media are reporting it, now the whole thing seems to be bedded into their respective agendas.

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