A Table at the Tan-O: Conversations About the World of General Hospital

So Carly and Jack hit the sheets, and Gia and Keisha were more excited by the promise of cake at Trina's surprise party. Although the cake was too small. Terrible mistake! Plus, it's looking like stopping by Brennan's might have been a terrible mistake for Carly, and not just because they're short on chemistry. Valentin doesn't seem to be too broken up about poisoning the wrong person, does he? Maybe every spy just gets used to making a certain amount of mistakes. Anna seems to have made plenty and still manages to sleep at night. Meanwhile, back at the Quartermaine mansion, Brook Lynn has decided to tell Chase the truth about her baby. Will this turn out to be a mistake? Let's hope not. 

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Brook Lynn vs Gloria?!! Not fair! Lois. Shame on you. For reasons that aren't entirely clear sometimes. And poor Chase, looking so forlorn in his towel. Will he and Brook Lynn survive the news that they have been living with her baby for months? And why isn't Gio practicing his violin somewhere in the background of all of this drama? Meanwhile, Charlotte is back in Lulu's life! Poor Rocco is always going to be playing second fiddle to Charlotte. And what is the deal with Willow? She could use some Neuriva. And a Drewectomy. Plus, Lucas is going to wake up with quite a hangover, maybe (probably) more. Or less.

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Brook Lynn vs Lulu--are there any winners in this battle? Some fine emoting, but still wishing we could fast forward to the part where everyone in the house is weeping. Which would make Kleenex the winner? And very exciting to see Buenos Aires! Looks a bit like Spoon Island? Plus, let's face it, the only way Anna is successfully springing Charlotte is if Valentin has already decided to hand her off. Jason should be aware of her shortcomings. Maybe he is. Of course he is. So Charlotte will be back in Port Charles! Which Charlotte will it be? Loving daughter? Diabolical robot? Either way--exciting! Now, Jordan and Isaiah--exciting? Shouldn't it be? Gia and Keisha did find the idea of spaghetti exciting, so that's something. And what does Sidwell have in store for Alexis? Why hasn't anyone sent out the memo to all of the women of Port Charles that Sidwell is bad news? Also, probably best just to decline any invitations to Spoon Island, Alexis. It's no Buenos Aires.

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Where to begin. Well, Gia is crushed that Lucas let a little blackmail get between him and Brad. And she makes a pretty good case for Brad. Keisha is worried Brad will give in to bad impulses now. It is a soap opera. Who doesn't give in to bad impulses? Lulu? She's about to give in to very bad impulses. Portia? How far will she go to save her ass? Drew? Drew is a walking bad impulse. But maybe that's because he can't find a suit that fits? And it will be interesting to see how Portia evolves now that she's thrown in with the likes of Ava and Ric. Will Curtis even recognize her as the situation with Drew unfolds? Meanwhile, Maxie is still a delight and deserves a story of her own. Possibly involving Felicia, who also deserves more quality screentime. Also, Gia and Keisha talk quite a lot about pickles, so consider yourself warned.

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Bad men (and women) are popping up all over Port Charles, and Gia is all in. Keisha would prefer slightly less evil in town, although it is good to see characters like Curtis, Portia, Sasha, and Jordan standing up and showing some fight. But what exactly are Drew and Sidwell capable of? And Selena? And what will happen to Brad when word gets out that he double-crossed Portia? Yikes.

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Gia and Keisha are finding things to complain about. Again. Very sorry! Just wishing the writers would care as much as the viewers do about little things like time and space. But if you're a fan of sweaters, General Hospital is firing on all cylinders. And Drew and Jens are neck and neck for the creepiest man in Port Charles award, so that's pleasant. But on the positive side, Lucky is awake and had some lovely scenes with Lulu, Laura, Elizabeth, and Sonny! 

Also, for anyone interested in a podcast about a General Hospital and Ricky Gervais fan who makes a series of bad decisions, Keisha has a new podcast! It's called Ricky Gervais (robot?), and can be found on YouTube, Spotify, IHeartRadio, and other platforms. And Apple Podcasts very soon. Thank you!

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Gia and Keisha are still struggling with the new/old Aiden! He's so old! Otherwise, good to see the old Lucky back, even if he's unconscious. And Laura and Martin were lovely together in their despair. Joss might be the next resident badass. Drew is still just an ass. Jason is still a badass, and it looks like Brennan might also just be an ass. Also, someone needs to teach Sasha and Tracy how to brew a pot of tea.

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Joss--best cop in Port Charles? Definitely. So capable. Like Jason-level capable. And it looks like Brennan is going to fix the dead Cyrus situation just like he fixed Carly's faucet. Well, not with a wrench. Meanwhile, Drew continues to spread joy all over town. Also, swapping Luckys right before the big kiss? Very disappointing. But maybe the sub will be unconscious until our Lucky returns. Fingers crossed. And it looks like Brook Lynn and Chase are in for a rough patch. A rough patch that will turn the whole Quartermaine household upside down. Buckle up!

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Gia and Keisha are wondering what's going on in Port Charles. Why is Lulu the only character who wears sweaters? And why is she such a bad employee? Why does Isaiah immediately think someone is in trouble when a pair of pants falls from the sky? Why is Elizabeth a more convincing cop than Anna? Why does Joss have a nursing textbook on her coffee table? A lot of questions! Too many questions. Writers. Come on. Gia and Keisha want to get lost in the world of General Hospital. Sonny and Carly were great. Joss and Trina were sweet. True to character and moving story lines forward. More of that, please! Thank you very much. Still big fans.

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Gia is feeling a little romantic on the eve of Valentine's Day, and runs down the list of new and budding couples. Almost none of which she and Keisha can endorse. Sasha and Jason could be okay. Lulu and Dante? Maybe someday. Ava and Rik? Messy. Trina and Kai? Sleepy? Gio and Emma? No!!! So....Happy Valentine's Day?

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