the twelve quips of christmas, pt. 7. december 26th marks the observance of 'Boxing boxing day', a commonwealth holiday that became official in 1871 and the purpose of which was for servants to receive a gift and a day off from their masters. brought to you by boxingbox.box, the world's first curated gift box service for elitist a-holes.

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the twelve quips of christmas, pt. 6. in the latest installment of 'unsolicited parenting advice from a non-parent', kirk dives into the peculiar and particularly deceptive santa myth.

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the twelve quips of christmas, pt. 5. the host laments his beloved detroit lions' christmas eve loss to the rhythm of the holiday classic poem.

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the twelve quips of christmas, pt. 4. kirk updates a bing crosby classic for the modern times.

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the twelve quips of christmas, pt. 3. a satirical look at the bombastic sensationalism invading the language of our weather news teams. *watch on youtube*

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the twelve quips of christmas, pt. 2. it's a festivus miracle as kirk takes aim at a few thorns in his side: when people say "a whole 'nother"; nft's; and you.

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*watch on youtube* ... the twelve quips of christmas, pt. 1. kirk dives into the insane concept of the bathroom attendant.

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kirk's out of ideas, so he turned to artificial intelligence to help him out... attic-bot-2000 to the rescue!

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WATCH ON YOUTUBE...  Marcel Price, better known as Fable the Poet, served as Grand Rapids' Poet Laureate (2017-2020) and has devoted himself to his nonprofit educational outreach organization The Diatribe, for which he serves as the Chief Inspiration Architect. What started as a mission to inspire artistic expression by way of spoken word poetry has increased in scope to something much more than that. The Emory Arts & Culture Hub is a proposed $6M construction project that would provide Grand Rapids' Burton SE neighborhood an impactful multi-use center where residents can live, work, and play. After applying for $2M from ARPA's post-pandemic stimulus funding and then receiving overwhelming community and political support, The Diatribe's proposal was completely left off the Kent County Board of Commissioner's list of 29 approved projects. Learn about this awesome mission and the political nonsense that led to its funding rejection... But Marcel and his team aren't giving up, and everything suggests that they'll get it done.

After the show's opener, you'll experience a 2016 poetic recitation of Fable the Poet's "Kehinde", a truly powerful performance that lays a foundation for why The Emory Arts & Culture Hub needs to happen. Closing track is "Walking" by Manabu (Kirk's solo music project).

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borrowing a page from one of his favorite comedians, kirk offers a parodied take of seinfeld's 'comedians in cars getting coffee' alongside friend-of-the-program christopher tallon. instead of grabbing a coffee, these two buddies converse over a trip to the home depot in search of building materials for chris's new recording studio / home office. 2012 dodge durango courtesy of the calcagno family of grand rapids Rapids.

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