On Summer House, Ben and Bailey get butt hurt, Ciara sets boundaries, KJ solidifies his position as the #1 Good Guy in the Group, and we find out Kyle cheaped out on Carl, but splurged at Cartier. Time to throw a 3:00AM Buffalo Chicken Dip in the oven, sit on someone to confirm your crush, and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

On Summer House, neither Jesse, West, nor the wet ground treats Ciara with the dignity she deserves. Bailey's flirting is as scary as her plant pranking. And dare we say Dara and KJ are daring to fall in love? Time to gnaw on a turkey leg while watching your ex drive off in the car you paid half for, and tune in to this week's A Therapeutic Dose!

On Summer House, Kyle “cooks,” Amanda coughs, and West makes a fluffy breakfast casserole with a side of (deservedly!) harsh words for Jesse. Lindsay identifies as a full-time MILF, Ben threatens to enter a mustache era, and Bailey is all of us when she proclaims, “I am well aware that I am fully f***ed up, I have a million issues and I’m working on them - just give me some time.” Speaking of time… Time to get the blue cheese out of your purse, let your masculine side load up babes on your lap, have a dream about spicy Hamm, and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

Kyle & Amanda continue to come undone before our eyes. We get some nostalgic Ciara & West energy for a beat. And KJ can do no wrong! Shoutout to the lover-boys! But no shouts for Loverboy bevs because… Kyle. Time to be unsurprised & disappointed in Jesse’s bikini advice, DM Amanda about Kyle’s whereabouts, pull up a dune and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

It’s only the second episode of the season, but Summer House is full on Summer House-ing! Kyle’s second place in Amanda’s heart, but takes first prize in slurring! Carl schmears his way into Bailey and Levi’s hearts simply by asking if they want bagels. If Mia broke out of her shell after working at a sex club, maybe Ben should work there, too? KJ and Ciara speak about realities far too few reality shows on Bravo dare to breach, and Ramona has some… opinions on cannabis. Time to show up at your friend’s house with your own iced coffee but nothing for them, and tune into this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

In the season premiere of Summer House, mental health was so centered for most of the cast, that Kyle’s refusal to tend to his own was as egregious as a breakup at Sweetgreen. West & Ciara exhibit growth! Kyle exhibits none. The newbie gals allot one bed for stuff and one bed for sleep. And KJ stole our anxious hearts! Time to run 8 miles and tell EVERYONE about it, try to make a 10-gallon hat your personality, and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reunion part 2 was mostly a Masterclass in over-talking. There were, of course, the requisite tears, empty threats, and deflecting of responsibility. But mostly just women in formalwear yelling variations of “I know you are but what am I?!” Time to get very still to contemplate cheese, spot clean the sweet potato out of your gown, and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reunion is underway! Heather was acting snake-y in a dance dress. Lisa used Ben Affleck as an alibi for a secret facelift in Miami. And Bronwyn kept her lips as sealed as her criminal case files! Time to saturate your winter split ends in Kérastase, take a DNA test to find out if you’re New York “thick and through” just like Lisa (Sure, Jan.), and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

Shady playwright, Stella, and her band of lady-clowns in flowy dresses read the Sisters of Salt for filth in Santorini and fixed the spotlight, once again, on Martyr-dith Marks. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City finale took us from fun, frothy cappuccinos in the morning, to a dramatic intervention via Ancient Greek theater troupe in the evening, followed by Oscar worthy, trauma-dumping monologues from all! Time to grab some food from the buffet (Yes, Britani. You serve yourself.), cozy up on TOP of your sheets, and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!

On The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Mrs. Marks’ melodrama reaches new heights, and High-Body-Count Hair reaches trademark status. Greece fills out the cast this week with donkeys and Giovanni. The donkeys can keep their diarrhea, but we’re feeling Giovanni - King of DIY moussaka and comforting drama queens! Time to put on your best businessperson bathing suit, create an ultra-complex, unclear sticker chart bit, and tune in to this week’s A Therapeutic Dose!