An earlier, even cheaper podcast hintin' at the deep-seated damaged psyche that catalyzed a Truth-Seekin' Florida Man.

I obviously have some serious issues with manatees. Not sure but I may be on the local manatee watch list. My psychiatrist says it's incurable and recommends shock therapy. Or get a dog.

Not jus' your normal screw-up type Florida Man, but like a truth-seeking Florida Man, tryin' to figure it all out. And asking for manatee advice when necessary.

I love manatees. There is no way this can be normal, but I haven't heard of a word to describe it yet. I'm sure it'll be showing up in the DSM* one of these years. Maybe this is the reason I've been struggling in my relationships, preferring to cut down trees and turn to cats and dogs for affection. Life is mysterious.

* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DSM-5, Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fifth Edition

This little intro might give you an idea what the hell is wrong with me. But probably not. Maybe the next one will really show what I screw-up kinda Florida Man I can be. Not sure. But I'll keep trying 'til I totally screw it up.

I am not jus' your normal screw-up type Florida Man, but like a truth-seeking Florida Man, tryin' to figure it all out. Just a little teaser trailer to tell ya about it ...