In which our heroes give up on finding Duscher a valentine, notice how long it's been since we recorded anything, and leap into the studio to bust out something before the big day. We discuss EJ's inability to refer to her own genitals, Saint Valentine healing a jailer’s daughter, and a pie company called dicks. EJ can't stand some of the Care Bears, Zoe intends to spend the day throwing things at happy people, and Duscher just wishes he wasn't so attracted to bitches in glasses. So go out and desperately buy a cassette, record this episode onto a mix tape, and ruin another perfectly good Valentine’s Day. You’re welcome.Want to help EJ buy a matching hat for her boyfriend pillow this valentine’s day? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in her sad, lonely life. And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s still probably a book or two about love and maybe some on the importance of solitude.

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