Absurd Arguments

Valentine's Day has come and gone. Couples the world over have acted all lovey-dovey with each other, chocolates and flowers have been exchanged, and romantic dinners have been eaten. What's next for these sappy couples? Getting engaged of course! Who better to give advice on proposals than our favorite bachelors, Matthew and Nathan! Listen in as they argue over proposal styles and engagement lengths, and of course, alternatives to buying a cliché diamond ring for your significant other. But before all that, Nathan tortures Matthew with another "Which is Worse?" segment. Overall, it's one of our wackiest episodes yet! We hope you enjoy these Absurd Arguments!

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It's wintertime here at the Absurd Arguments office, and nothing beats the cold better than reading a good book beside a blazing fire. Just kidding. That's a lie. We're from Texas and the weather here fluctuates from windy and cold to sunny and warm (sometimes on the same day). But our hosts, Matthew and Nathan, do enjoy reading along with their other fun hobby of arguing over absurd things. This episode marks the first Absurd Tournament over book genres! Thrillers, children's books, sci-fi, and romance; we cover it all as long as it's part of Amazon's list of book genres. Pull up your favorite chair, sit down, and enjoy this latest episode of Absurd Arguments!

Phonk music is HOLD UP - c152

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Martin Luther King, Jr. was a hero to many and an inspiration to even more. No one can deny that, not even our professional absurd arguers, Nathan and Matthew. The thing is, America needs more holidays based on fine Americans (except one of our hosts forgot it was supposed to be about Americans, so some rando from foreign waters is on here, too). Who better to vouch for these patriots (+1) than our hosts? Listen in as they list some wonderful people who deserve their own holiday. Our hosts even explain what the vibes of each new holiday should be so you can celebrate properly! We have a dream that you will one day enjoy this episode of Absurd Arguments!

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Hello. Matthew here. Nathan is out on vacation, but I wanted to make sure you guys start your new year off right! We have a special guest this episode, and he gives GREAT advice and is totally not involved with the mafia or has any ties with them whatsoever. Enjoy this episode!

*Disclaimer*
Breaking the law is not cool, so don't do that. It's illegal.

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’Tis the season for another episode of Absurd Arguments! Matthew and Nathan are here to deliver like joint Santas of podcasting. But they bring goofy arguments instead of gifts, starting the festivities with another round of torture in “Which Is Worse!” The main event is another brawl in the ring of awful romantic Christmas movies. In one corner, Holiday in Handcuffs, and in the other, Christmas Wedding Planner. One of these movies is clearly worse than the other, so get ready as your joint Santas explain what makes these films so darn bad. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Intro and outro song is Christmas Spirit by Silvermansound

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Happy Thanksgiving loyal listeners! Last year around this time, Matthew and Nathan spent their time arguing about the best parts of Thanksgiving. They were not models of thankfulness, but a lot can change in a year. People can grow. Character can be developed. So this year, our hosts have decided to be absurdly grateful. They have consulted Google and Bing to help them find the meaning of the season: eat a lot of food, hang out with friends and family, and be thankful. Happy Thanksgiving!

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It's no secret that Hollywood has fallen on hard times. Strikes left and right, massive box office bombs, and disinterested audiences have all led to Hollywood being way less fab and glam than it was in the past. That's where Nathan and Matthew come in: They're gonna save Hollywood. First, they're gonna cobble together Stephen Spielberg's films to make a greatest hits version of his best movies. Then they'll help everyone else from Disney princesses, horror movie icons, and Marvel superheroes. Even Tarantino and Scorsese receive a helping hand from our generous hosts. There's no time for arguments today, because Matthew and Nathan are on a mission. An absurd mission to save Hollywood!

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Football. One of the greatest sports of all time, and nobody's better at it than the good ol’ US of A! In this episode, our Titans of podcasting (Matthew and Nathan) argue about all things football. Only a true Patriot would do such a thing! Like a Jaguar and Falcon hunting their prey, our two hosts tackle the sport from all angles. The absurdity is strong in this episode, like a Cowboy riding an Eagle, a Dolphin kissing a Buccaneer, or a Red Devil having a kickabout with a Cityzen. Listen to your Commanders and enjoy this episode of Absurd Arguments!

Here's the list of football player names: Séamus Coleman, James Rodríguez, Giorgos Giakoumakis, Ferenc Puskás, Mario Mandžukić, Karim Benzema, Nemanja Matić, Ronaldinho, Gianluigi Buffon, Karl-Heinz Rummenigge

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Matthew and Nathan host a podcast, E-I-E-I-O. And on that podcast they argued about farming, E-I-E-I-O.

Ah! Don't mind me. Just singing my favorite song about some of my favorite podcasters. The boys this week are leaving the city arguments behind to tackle a topic that can only be found in the countryside alongside dusty dirt roads bordering vast fields of grass and wild flowers. That's right, the topic is on farming. But first, our hosts put on a real shindig for you (or what you city folks call a "skit"). Only after listening to that do you get to enjoy this wonderful episode on farming (or else)!

Spy fight music – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eOzzoUUqT4
Spy villain music – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5wZtvEH3PM
Spy ending music - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx17xiAU5_4

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Let's see here, do I have my spy gadgets? Check. Charming personality and debonair looks? Check. Martini that's been shaken (NOT STIRRED!) to perfection? Definitely need to have that. Oh, hello there! You just caught me going over my spy checklist. Matthew and Nathan are talking about spies today so I'm making sure I'm up to date on being a spy. Whether you're a fan of James Bond or Tom Cruise (editor's note: his character from Mission: Impossible has a name, Ethan Hunt), they definitely have something for you. Matthew and Nathan also suggest the best spy gadget and they even make their own spy movie. This is probably their stealthiest episode yet! Anyway, we hope you enjoy listening to these Absurd Arguments!

Spy music is No Way – Zarii

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