Absurd Arguments

Matthew and Nathan have dusted themselves off from the windy sand-storms here in Texas to argue about one of the most enigmatic and terrifying forces of nature: tornadoes. March is one of the windiest months of the year so there's no better time to discuss the dangers of wind and the brave men and women storm chasers who courageously (or foolishly) investigate these cylinders of doom. But this podcast isn't completely serious. They also argue over whether or not you can use balloons and umbrellas to ride the wind, but before all that though, please excuse the rude news broadcast that mocks our wonderful hosts and all the hard work they do. Anyway, we hope this episode blows you away!

**Update on Ollie** 
He was saved from the ranch fire, and the vet says he's fine. Just a little crispy and singed. In fact, Nathan is teaching Ollie some new tricks, like fetching the tv remote and how to properly use a fire extinguisher. Now if only he would stop barking at the neighbor's moat filled with alligators! #pray4ollie

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President's Day is upon us, which leaves Matthew and Nathan wondering which US president would be the best at modern jobs, hobbies, or other fun things. Through the many topics they discuss, many questions held by many scholars will be answered, and many philosophies will be put to the test as they dive deeply into the psyche of this great country's leaders. Before that, Nathan shares his interesting musical discovery with Matthew, and this causes their friendship to falter slightly. Will the bonds of collaboration break? Will Matthew leave Nathan to his horrib—I mean, different taste in music? Will Nathan save his dog Ollie from the raging fire spreading through the ranch? Listen and find out!

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Ah, Valentine's Day! What better way to celebrate the holiday than listening to podcasting's most eligible pair of (hopeless) bachelors. Even though these two are TOTAL experts when it comes to the topic of romance, they decided to argue about something simpler: where is the most romantic place to take your significant other on a date?  Travel the world with Matthew and Nathan on their dizzying journey to discover the most romantic locales across this big 'ol ball of land and sea we call Earth. Spoiler alert: you might find a new appreciation for Singapore just like they have.

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Happy New Year! Don't mind the fact this episode comes out a couple weeks after January 1st. Nathan and Matthew are back and ready to argue harder and absurder than ever before! So what's the first argument of the year? Why, it's about New Year's resolutions of course. The boys are teaming up to argue against society's obsession with resolutions and explore what will truly inspire them to change for the better this year. Will they succeed? Listen and find out!

Smooth detective jazz is Noire #1 - Music by Pedro

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Merry Christmas! Matthew and Nathan have truly "suffered" this week as they debate which company does Christmas romantic comedy movies better: Netflix or Hallmark. Listen as Matthew goes into detail about the surprisingly dour Hallmark film A Christmas Cookie Catastrophe while Nathan explores the political complexities of The Princess Switch 2: Switched Again. Decide for yourself which movie best gets you in the Christmas spirit!

Intro song is Christmas Spirit by Silvermansound

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Are you struggling with what Christmas present to get the absurd person in your life? Do you wish someone would just tell you what to buy for your loved ones? Are you afraid of buying a truly awful gift this year? You're in luck! Matthew and Christmas Boy Nathan have a very special Absurd Arguments Christmas gift idea episode just for you. We hope these ideas will inspire you and help you decide what to buy (or not buy) this holiday season. But before that, Nathan lets Matthew rant and rave about the World Cup (which is some famous soccer thing that happens only once in a blue moon). A little less arguing this episode, but just as much absurdity. We hope you enjoy!

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Another holiday, another themed episode! Matthew and Nathan decide NOT to model a spirit of thankfulness this year by arguing about absurd things instead just like that one relative you have who likes discussing politics or their dog's weird health issues at the Thanksgiving dinner table! Speaking of Thanksgiving (and tables and dogs), your hosts argue over if we should celebrate Black Friday instead, not to mention our additional arguments about kid's tables and dog shows. Before they do that, Nathan shares some odd headlines with Matthew in this classic Which is Worse segment. Enjoy the episode and have a happy Thanksgiving!

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In this episode, Matthew and Nathan recorded themselves going through a haunted house (against Matt's protests). The true horrors of grocery shopping play themselves out as they discuss the important and often overlooked details one sees in their average trip to the store. Craig Dacy makes his glorious appearance in the lives of our heroes and leads them to the promised land of living a life free from guilt and shame when it comes to the trials of the grocery store, and Nathan makes some interesting claims. This episode definitely lives up to the absurd part of their arguments, so enjoy the madness!

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Boo!

We got you good, didn't we? No need to fear, Absurd Arguments with Nathan and Matthew is here! Just in case you were concerned we would skip over the scariest holiday of the year (besides Valentine's Day), we assure you our arguments in this episode will cover the important questions, like "Trick or Treat" or "Which is scarier: Ghosts or Scarecrows?" We hope you enjoy as Nathan revels in the spookiness of this season while Matthew tries his best to joke about what frightens him most of all: talking to strangers! Beware the dark and sinister humor that this in this episode, for it might give you quite the fright.

Outro song is Skeleton Dance - Myuu

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In this episode, Matthew and Nathan take a trip to Fallville: the land of eternal autumn. They discuss which autumnal drink is superior, to which Matthew has some interesting sources he uses. Nathan reads an essay about why corn mazes are better than hayrides, but the greatness of Fallville comes into play as they both take a look into the (very cheesy) romance only found in a community fall festival. Finally, the aspects of the traditional homecoming court are questioned by Nathan as Matthew defends the time-honored popularity contest. The game "Which is Worse" makes it's painful comeback as Nathan shares his misadventures while on vacation with his family. There is a lot to unpack in this episode, so let's get right to it!

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