Absurd Arguments

Do you feel the crisp air? Do you hear the creaking trees? Have you had the uncontrollable urge to stomp on every crunchy leaf in your path? The signs point to the fact that the first day of autumn is here! To celebrate, Matthew and Nathan discuss why they love the Equinox as much as they do. Before we can really enjoy this new Fall weather though, these two must argue over a debate that has haunted America for over one hundred years: can people wear white after Labor Day or not? Not to mention a new segment in our intro called "Fortune or Motivation?" Play along and see if you beat Nathan's score!

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In this lore-filled episode, Nathan and Matthew discuss the totally real lore of the founding of the United States of America. They then discuss the topic at hand: breakfast foods. Beginning with some low-quality accent humor, they argue about whether you should have scrambled or fried eggs, followed by the science behind pouring milk before cereal, and finishing with a heated debate about the art of making pancakes over waffles. Sparks fly in this episode as they become passionate about the most important meal of the day!

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Nothing gets Matthew and Nathan more excited than sports! So in this episode, they are on a mission to help you figure out which sport you should try out for and play. Listen in as the two friends discuss many popular sports (and some oddities that even our hosts have never heard about) and the reasons why you should play them. They even have their first guest! We hope you enjoy this episode (even though once again we suffer, and I mean SUFFER, from some technical issues) and let us know what you think!

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It's back-to-school time! Matthew and Nathan have set aside their differences and let go of their tendency to argue in order to bring you the best tips for going back to school. The two begin by sharing pleasant memories of their time in high school. One of them even reveals he was homeschooled (probably not the one you would expect!) which may explain why some of the provided tips are pretty absurd! Grab a paper and pencil and get ready to take notes for our most helpful episode so far!

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Welcome to the most refreshing argument we've had yet! Matthew and Nathan open the episode by recounting the awkward times a wrong number has texted them. The two then join the ranks of the many soldiers who have fought in the "Cola Wars" by debating which soda brand is king: Coke or Pepsi. It's not just an episode based on fizzy drinks though, because they also argue over two other popular summertime beverages: sweet tea and lemonade. This is by far our wonkiest episode yet as they deal with technical difficulties, but you won't want to miss it!

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It's summertime! Beat the heat with Nathan and Matthew as they take a welcome break from arguing about holidays to instead argue about what to do on holiday (that's "vacation" for our American listeners). They tackle the thrilling differences between amusement and water parks. Then they explore if a stay-cation or road trip is right for you. Finally, Nathan tries to convince Matthew it's better to build a big hole in the backyard rather than visit one of the greatest natural wonders in the USA. Not to mention the new segment Nathan introduces called "Which is Worse?" This may be our most absurd episode yet!

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The Fourth of July (or Independence Day for you non-American listeners) is one of America's most special holidays. Which is why we're going to argue about it! Nathan and Matthew argue first about which  makes a better dessert: watermelon or patriotic cakes and snacks. They then show off their musical expertise by arguing over the most patriotic songs they know. They end the episode by arguing about whether or not they should go to a fireworks show or just shoot off their own. This podcast isn't just about holidays though. Nathan also reveals shocking behind-the-scene information about how Matthew tortures him in real life.

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Father's Day is fast approaching which means Matthew and Nathan must argue about what they should give their dads. Nathan thinks we should just give fathers a break, while Matthew argues for a true consumerist utopia where we give dads odd and extravagant gifts. Just kidding! He doesn't go that far (but he gets pretty close). First though, we discuss the perils of dropping various objects even though it has nothing to do with Father's Day.

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In our first absurd argument (well, the first one we've ever recorded for public consumption) we discuss which is the better pet: Cats or Dogs. Listen as Matthew reminisces about his cherished first pet while Nathan consults the leading source of information concerning the scientific differences between felines and canines. Regardless of the outcome, one thing is certain: this truly is an absurd argument! As a bonus, we also reveal some in depth secrets about Tom Cruise and Top Gun: Maverick. You won't want to miss it!

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Hello and welcome to Absurd Arguments! In our debut episode, we don't actually argue about anything. We decided to take this opportunity to introduce ourselves to you to understand us and why we would make a podcast like this. Stay tuned as we begin this journey into a land of absurdity as we argue about the most insignificant topics!

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