Absurd Hypotheticals

Absurd Hypotheticals

By Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, Ben StormsComedy
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Absurd Hypotheticals episodes

  • Episode 103: What if everyone was 1" tall?

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    On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:

    What if everyone was 1” tall?

    Time Stamps

    [00:01:11] Ben’s Answer - Nutrition

    [00:14:34] Chris’s Answer - Trees

    [00:25:42] Marcus’s Answer - Drones

    [00:38:30] Would you rather: live in Zelda OR Minecraft?

    [00:47:46] Outro

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    50 min
  • Episode 102: What if your legs grew 1" every month? - Long Grab Bag

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    On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer three long questions!

    Time Stamps

    [00:02:09] Ben’s Answer - What if your legs grew 1” every month?

    [00:15:02] Chris’s Answer - What if your hair was uncuttable?

    [00:29:45] Marcus’s Answer - What if your neck grew 1” every month?

    [00:44:35] Would you rather: always talk like Goofy OR Mickey Mouse?

    [00:50:09] Outro

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    54 min
  • Episode 101: How to Improve Bowling

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    On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:

    How would you improve bowling?

    Time Stamps

    [00:02:39] Marcus’s Answer - Top Bowling

    [00:13:53] Chris’s Answer - Two Teams, Two Sides

    [00:24:06] Ben’s Answer - Animals

    [00:40:18] Would you rather: eat with only your fingers OR chopsticks?

    [00:48:21] Outro

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    50 min
  • Food Network vs Animal Planet (Patreon Preview)

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    3 min
  • Episode 100: 100 Questions in 100 Minutes

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    On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer 100 questions in 100 minutes!

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    1 hr 56 min
  • Episode 99: What if the world was powered by hamsters? - Animal Grab Bag

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    On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer three animal related questions!

    Time Stamps

    [00:01:23] Ben’s Answer - What if the world was powered by hamsters?

    [00:15:57] Chris’s Answer - What if your heart beat as fast as a hummingbird’s?

    [00:28:35] Marcus’s Answer - What if you were raised by wolves?

    [00:42:38] Would you rather: have a show on Animal Planet OR Food Network?

    [00:49:38] Outro

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    53 min
  • Episode 98: What if everyone was a sphere?

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    On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:

    What if everyone was a sphere?

    Time Stamps

    [00:03:39] Ben’s Answer - Ergonomics

    [00:16:51] Chris’s Answer - Dizziness

    [00:26:29] Marcus’s Answer - Anatomy

    [00:39:00] Would you rather: celebrate Christmas OR Halloween all year round?

    [00:48:25] Outro

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    51 min
  • Episode 97: What if Earth had two suns?

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    On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:

    What if Earth had two suns?

    Time Stamps

    [00:01:25] Marcus’s Answer - Earth Formation

    [00:11:42] Chris’s Answer - Orbit

    [00:21:21] Ben’s Answer - Climate

    [00:33:33] Would you rather: ride a horse OR ride a unicycle to work for a week?

    [00:43:58] Outro

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    46 min
  • Episode 96: What if you could perfectly train bats?

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    On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer this very important question:

    What if you could perfectly train bats?

    Time Stamps

    [00:01:51] Ben’s Answer - Echolocation

    [00:15:04] Marcus’s Answer - Diamond Heist

    [00:30:17] Chris’s Answer - Block Out the Sun

    [00:41:42] Would you rather: 40 mph speed limit OR never drive at night?

    [00:48:38] Outro

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    52 min

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Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. What if you had the ability to perfectly train whales? What…