Absurd Hypotheticals

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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms revisit some old questions in their very first throwback episode.

Time Stamps

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:33 - Marcus’s Answer - What if you could control the weather?

00:13:34 - Chris’s Answer - What if the floor was lava?

00:26:38 - Ben’s Answer - What if every meal was Thanksgiving dinner?

00:42:55 - Would you rather: have roller skates permanently attached to your feet OR have the floor always be ice?

00:53:40 - Outro

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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer a whole bunch of questions in another lighting round!

Time Stamps

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:40 - What if life was a musical?

00:06:27 - What if we only used acronyms?

00:09:05 - What if you were stuck in a time loop?

00:14:42 - What if people didn’t have names?

00:17:45 - What if cows had hands?

00:21:53 - What if all objects were spheres?

00:25:01 - What if you could walk on water?

00:29:37 - What if you could never shower?

00:33:50 - What if everyone stopped showering?

00:34:55 - How would you improve the puppy bowl?

00:39:04 - What if you had t-rex arms?

00:45:00 - Would you rather: own a Pegasus OR an intelligent talking dog?

00:53:11 - Outro

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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:

What if you could perfectly train cats?

Time Stamps

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:59 - Marcus’s Answer - House Cats

00:13:17 - Chris’s Answer - Big Cats

00:24:21 - Ben’s Answer - Brain Parasite

00:34:43 - Would you rather: have to grow hunt and kill your own food OR eat only Taco Bell for a year?

00:49:18 - Outro

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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:

What if no one had to eat?

Time Stamps

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:36 - Ben’s Answer - Food Industry

00:14:35 - Chris’s Answer - Animals

00:25:09 - Marcus’s Answer - Exploration

00:34:58 - Would you rather: have an alarm clock with the smell of breakfast OR positive affirmations?

00:43:20 - Outro

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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms choose more random superpowers and fight to the death!

Time Stamps

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:30 - Marcus’s Fighter - Oil Rig

00:06:12 - Chris’s Fighter - Judge Jelly

00:11:31 - Ben’s Fighter - Nick of Time

00:18:05 - Who has the dumbest origin story?

00:19:46 - The Fight

00:46:40 - Would you rather: live among the clouds OR beneath the ocean?

00:52:50 - Outro

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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:

What if your brain was connected to the internet?

Time Stamps

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:18 - Marcus’s Answer - Game Shows

00:19:00 - Chris’s Answer - Spoilers

00:35:07 - Ben’s Answer - Chess

00:50:04 - Would you rather: spend all of your money shopping on Amazon OR Ebay?

00:56:08 - Outro

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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:

What if you could perfectly train elephants?

Time Stamps

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:20 - Marcus’s Answer - Basketball

00:13:30 - Chris’s Answer - Heist

00:30:49 - Ben’s Answer - Boats

00:44:14 - Would you rather: never use a credit card OR pay for food only using pennies?

00:52:03 - Outro

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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:

What if it was always overcast?

Time Stamps

[00:01:01] Chris’s Answer - Time

[00:15:45] Ben’s Answer - Navigation

[00:32:57] Marcus’s Answer - Plants

[00:41:39] Would you rather: crush a snail shell with your teeth OR scale a fish with your fingernails?

[00:48:49] Outro

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