Absurd Hypotheticals

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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms choose more random superpowers and fight to the death!

Time Stamps 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:00 - Marcus’s Fighter - Honey Shot

00:10:06 - Chris’s Fighter - Gallup Pollman

00:18:24 - Ben’s Fighter - Daisy Chain

00:24:57 - The Fight

00:43:29 - Would you rather: a bug fly up your nose OR down your throat?

00:47:05 - Outro

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Listen to another behind the scenes episode. This time we look over the past year of the podcast! Tune into this Patreon exclusive episode.

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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms wrap up the year by combining a whole bunch of questions!

Time Stamps 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:49 - Ben’s Answer - 2 Questions

00:13:50 - Chris’s Answer - 3 Questions

00:21:41 - Marcus’s Answer - 4 Questions

00:35:42 - Would you rather: be a cyclops OR minotaur?

00:46:16 - Outro

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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:

What if every house was a gingerbread house? 

Time Stamps 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:06:41 - Ben’s Answer - Nutrition

00:18:28 - Chris’s Answer - Supplies

00:32:17 - Marcus’s Answer - Preservation

00:47:13 - Would you rather: have Frosty OR Rudolph as a friend?

00:54:48 - Outro

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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms revisit some more old questions in another throwback episode.

Time Stamps 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:47 - Ben’s Answer - What if you were 6 inches tall?

00:19:21 - Marcus’s Answer - What if friction was double?

00:32:50 - Chris’s Answer - What if Earth was perfectly smooth?

00:47:53 - Would you rather: compete in NASCAR OR the Kentucky Derby?

00:55:28 - Outro

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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms explore three Earth questions!

Time Stamps 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:26 - Chris’s Answer - What if Earth’s elevations doubled?

00:12:50 - Ben’s Answer - What if Earth’s core disappeared?

00:24:28 - Marcus’s Answer - What if Earth was a gas planet?

00:39:03 - Would you rather: have an indestructible car OR home?

00:46:00 - Outro

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Listen to another behind the scenes episode. This time we brainstorm a replacement for the Absurdy Awards! Tune into this Patreon exclusive episode.

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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:

What if you had Aquaman’s powers? 

Time Stamps 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:05:13 - Marcus’s Answer - Shipwrecks

00:18:40 - Ben’s Answer - Car Heist

00:30:28 - Chris’s Answer - Squeezing Food

00:43:57 - Would you rather: find a land of giants OR land of people small as mice?

00:49:47 - Outro

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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:

How would you improve Thanksgiving? 

Time Stamps 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:20 - Chris’s Answer - Rules

00:10:35 - Ben’s Answer - Pie

00:23:08 - Marcus’s Answer - Parade

00:38:11 - Would you rather: Thanksgiving dinner with candy OR smoothies?

00:48:25 - Outro

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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer a whole bunch of questions in another lighting round!

Time Stamps

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:00 - What if everyone forgot everything overnight?

00:10:03 - What if you had 20 fingers?

00:15:30 - What if your head was twice as big?

00:21:11 - What if all phones stopped working overnight?

00:25:28 - What if you couldn’t blink?

00:28:21 - What if you couldn’t stopped laughing?

00:31:48 - What if all books disappeared?

00:35:23 - What if sharknado was real?

00:40:27 - What if every funeral was a Viking funeral?

00:45:14 - Would you rather: be able to make it rain OR snow?

00:50:06 - Outro

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