Absurd Hypotheticals

Absurd Hypotheticals

By Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, Ben StormsComedy
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Absurd Hypotheticals episodes

  • Episode 145: What if everything was human-powered?

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    On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms power the world in three different ways! 

    Time Stamps 

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:01:23 - Chris’s Answer - Human Power

    00:17:37 - Ben’s Answer - Steam Power

    00:28:35 - Marcus’s Answer - Nuclear Power

    00:45:21 - Would you rather: never be able to wear pants OR shoes?

    00:51:13 - Outro

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    54 min
  • Episode 144: Random Superpower Fight 6

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    On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms choose more random superpowers and fight to the death!

    Time Stamps 

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:02:46 - Chris’s Fighter - Handyman

    00:10:28 - Marcus’s Fighter - The Compromiser

    00:16:49 - Ben’s Fighter - The Almighty Bonk

    00:21:59 - The Fight

    00:47:02 - Would you rather: find all your missing socks OR never lose your favorite pen again?

    00:54:04 - Outro

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    56 min
  • Episode 143: What if concrete didn't exist?

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    On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:

    What if concrete didn't exist? 

    Time Stamps 

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:01:35 - Marcus’s Answer - Buildings

    00:10:14 - Chris’s Answer - History

    00:23:45 - Ben’s Answer - Sand

    00:32:19 - Would you rather: cover all of your food in gravy OR cheese?

    00:39:23 - Outro

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    41 min
  • Episode 142: What if nothing was transparent?

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    On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:

    What if nothing was transparent? 

    Time Stamps 

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:03:14 - Ben’s Answer - Windshields

    00:12:05 - Chris’s Answer - Light Bulbs

    00:22:14 - Marcus’s Answer - The Ocean

    00:34:16 - Would you rather: have skin like a cactus OR pineapple?

    00:45:00 - Outro

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    48 min
  • Episode 141: How would you improve hockey?

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    On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:

    How would you improve hockey? 

    Time Stamps 

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:02:20 - Chris’s Answer - Air Hockey

    00:11:55 - Ben’s Answer - More Goalies

    00:21:26 - Marcus’s Answer - 3 Phases of Water

    00:33:28 - Would you rather: always be 20 minutes late OR 2 hours early?

    00:40:34 - Outro

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    44 min
  • Episode 140: What if all worms were gummy worms? - Lightning Round 14

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    On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer a whole bunch of questions in another lighting round! 

    Time Stamps 

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:01:29 - What if all worms were gummy worms?

    00:07:18 - What if all rocks were pop rocks?

    00:13:01 - What if everyone turned into their costume?

    00:19:20 - What if a black cat was following you?

    00:22:38 - What if no one had thumbs?

    00:27:29 - What if all animals had thumbs?

    00:30:10 - What if the Thanos snap was real?

    00:33:30 - What if there were no diseases?

    00:36:50 - Design the perfect pyramid trap.

    00:40:44 - Would you rather: have the ability to hibernate like a bear OR chew through things like a beaver?

    00:46:58 - Outro

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    49 min
  • Episode 139: What if The Matrix was a real computer?

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    On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:

    What if Keanu Reeves movies were real? 

    Time Stamps 

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:01:53 - Marcus’s Answer - The Matrix

    00:15:53 - Ben’s Answer - Speed

    00:31:32 - Chris’s Answer - Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure

    00:51:27 - Would you rather: speak to birds OR fish?

    00:57:51 - Outro

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    1 hr
  • Episode 138: He-Man vs G.I. Joe vs Stretch Armstrong [ACTION FIGURE FIGHT]

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    On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:

    Which action figure would win in a fight? 

    Time Stamps 

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:01:23 - Ben’s Fighter - Stretch Armstrong

    00:11:26 - Marcus’s Fighter - G.I. Joe

    00:20:30 - Chris’s Fighter - He-Man

    00:29:13 - The Fight

    00:49:58 - Would you rather: travel through time OR space?

    00:58:21 - Outro

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    1 hr
  • Episode 137: What if every animal could fly?

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    On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:

    What if every animal could fly? 

    Time Stamps 

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:01:46 - Chris’s Answer - Windows

    00:12:01 - Marcus’s Answer - Sea Creatures

    00:22:17 - Ben’s Answer - Diving

    00:34:32 - Would you rather: plants eat humans OR birds attack humans?

    00:38:36 - Outro

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    41 min

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Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. What if you had the ability to perfectly train whales? What…