Absurd Hypotheticals

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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms have secret identities! 

Time Stamps 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:41 - Ben’s Fighter - Batman

00:07:13 - Chris’s Fighter - Agent 47

00:13:41 - Marcus’s Fighter - Light Yagami

00:17:33 - The Fight

00:48:07 - The Results

00:51:30 - Would you rather: burp bubbles OR fart green fumes?

00:54:37 - Outro

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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms play with gadgets…Batman’s gadgets! 

Time Stamps 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:43 - Marcus’s Answer - Batmobile

00:14:33 - Chris’s Answer - Bat Signal

00:27:06 - Ben’s Answer - Bat Shark Repellent

00:36:27 - Would you rather: have a duck that oinks OR a pig that quacks?

00:43:52 - Outro

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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms improve tennis! 

Time Stamps 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:05 - Chris’s Answer - Long Rallies

00:10:37 - Ben’s Answer - Soccer

00:18:43 - Marcus’s Answer - Electrons

00:30:29 - Would you rather: play a highly competitive game of Red Rover OR musical chairs?

00:39:55 - Outro

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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms watch mascots play football! 

Time Stamps 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:50 - AFC Wild Card Playoffs

00:28:54 - AFC Divisional Playoffs

00:35:29 - AFC Championship

00:37:07 - NFC Wild Card Playoffs

00:56:17 - NFC Divisional Playoffs

01:01:35 - NFC Championship

01:03:14 - Super Bowl

01:08:18 - Would you rather: play a highly competitive game of Red Rover OR musical chairs?

01:12:59 - Outro

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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms call the plumber! 

Time Stamps 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:05 - What if clouds were solid/semi-solid?

00:07:52 - What if the internet broke?

00:15:15 - What if you had a maximum number of steps per day?

00:21:47 - What if all toilets disappeared overnight?

00:27:22 - What if all dogs were as big as Clifford?

00:31:08 - What if all animals and plants produced milk?

00:35:06 - What if the speed of all animals reversed?

00:37:51 - What if all shopping was done with claw machines?

00:41:04 - What if all shopping was done with loot boxes?

00:47:00 - Would you rather: lose feeling in your legs OR or your arms for a week?

00:51:54 - Outro

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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms mash together lots of questions from 2021! 

Time Stamps 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:18 - Chris’s Answer - Spider-Man/No Concrete/Animals Fly

00:16:46 - Ben’s Answer - Water Power/Rain Forever/Fludd

00:28:56 - Marcus’s Answer - Hockey/100 MPH/Deserts Are Desserts

00:39:22 - Would you rather: get motion sickness every time you run OR green slime shoot out of your nose when you sneeze?

00:46:24 - Outro

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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms it is Christmas, because every day is Christmas! 

Time Stamps 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:21 - Ben’s Answer - Christmas Lights

00:12:47 - Marcus’s Answer - Christmas Trees

00:22:42 - Chris’s Answer - Christmas Day

00:30:47 - Would you rather: eat cereal with eggnog OR eat a candy cane sandwich?

00:39:00 - Outro

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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms it rains forever! 

Time Stamps 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:48 - Chris’s Answer - Flooding

00:12:07 - Marcus’s Answer - Prehistoric

00:23:21 - Ben’s Answer - Snow

00:35:47 - Would you rather: have it rain honey OR oil?

00:41:56 - Outro

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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms watch animals run really slow and really fast! 

Time Stamps 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:36 - Ben’s Answer - 1 mph

00:11:26 - Marcus’s Answer - 10 mph

00:20:46 - Chris’s Answer - 100 mph

00:32:06 - Would you rather: be an experimental patient for cryogenics OR human cloning?

00:39:41 - Outro

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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms pit three giant robots against each other! 

Time Stamps 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:18 - Marcus’s Answer - Mechagodzilla

00:11:19 - Chris’s Answer - Voltron

00:20:13 - Ben’s Answer - Jaegers

00:30:23 - The Fight

00:53:43 - Would you rather: write greeting cards OR write obituaries for a living?

01:00:13 - Outro

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