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Absurd Hypotheticals
By Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, Ben StormsComedy
Absurd Hypotheticals episodes
- Episode 183: What if EVERYONE lived on an ISLAND?
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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms move to their own islands!
Time Stamps
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:29 - Chris’s Answer - Less People Same Islands
00:16:29 - Marcus’s Answer - Same People Same Islands
00:29:08 - Ben’s Answer - Same People More Islands
00:41:43 - Would you rather: have to catch a live turkey using only your hands OR empty the insides of the world’s heaviest pumpkin?
00:52:44 - Outro
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55 min - Episode 182: Could you EAT the STAY PUFT Marshmallow Man?
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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms watch Halloween movies!
Time Stamps
00:00:00 - Intro
00:02:02 - Ben’s Movie - Ghostbusters
00:16:59 - Chris’s Movie - Legend of Sleepy Hollow
00:29:44 - Marcus’s Movie - Hocus Pocus
00:43:18 - Would you rather: go trick-or-treating with a werewolf OR zombie?
00:52:30 - Outro
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55 min - Episode 181: How much candy could PENNYWISE get on HALLOWEEN?
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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms trick or treat!
Time Stamps
00:00:00 - Intro
00:05:20 - Chris’s Monster - It
00:12:55 - Ben’s Monster - The Thing
00:23:18 - Marcus’s Monster - Gremlins
00:31:34 - Trick or Treat!
00:59:07 - Would you rather: have it rain candy corn OR snickers?
01:08:55 - Outro
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1 hr 11 min - Episode 180: What if every FORTUNE COOKIE came true?
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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms take on another lightning round!
Time Stamps
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:14 - What if all fortune cookies came true?
00:09:37 - What if all sports were played in a hamster ball?
00:11:28 - What if the ocean was full of soup?
00:17:31 - What if all animals moo’d?
00:20:50 - What if all springs were hot springs?
00:23:18 - What if all animals grew like goldfish?
00:30:00 - What if you could only use one of your five senses at a time?
00:35:38 - What if all planes had to dogfight?
00:40:49 - Would you rather: talk like Yoda OR breathe like Darth Vader?
00:48:05 - Outro
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50 min - Episode 179: What if the VERY HUNGRY CATERPILLAR kept eating?
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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms tackle children’s books!
Time Stamps
00:00:00 - Intro
00:02:34 - Marcus’s Answer - The Very Hungry Caterpillar
00:12:12 - Ben’s Answer - Yurtle the Turtle
00:26:32 - Chris’s Answer - Where’s Waldo
00:42:08 - Would you rather: sweat maple syrup OR cry strawberry jam?
00:54:32 - Outro
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57 min - Episode 178: What if NORSE MYTHS were real?
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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms struggle to pronounce Scandinavian words!
Time Stamps
00:00:00 - Intro
00:02:49 - Chris’s Answer - Creation
00:16:31 - Ben’s Answer - Gold Rings
00:27:52 - Marcus’s Answer - Ragnarok
00:42:58 - Would you rather: be a reverse centaur OR a reverse mermaid?
00:48:59 - Outro
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51 min - Episode 177: Could OCEAN'S ELEVEN run a restaurant?
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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms give up crime and open a restaurant!
Time Stamps
00:00:00 - Intro
00:03:11 - Marcus’s Answer - Ocean’s Eleven
00:13:23 - Chris’s Answer - Mission Impossible
00:25:55 - Ben’s Answer - Fast and Furious
00:39:39 - The Winner
00:45:27 - Would you rather: only eat food that has never been cooked OR only eat food that has been cooked?
00:50:08 - Outro
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52 min - Episode 176: What if there was an ICE AGE overnight?
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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms freeze over in the next ice age!
Time Stamps
00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:08 - Ben’s Answer - Heating
00:16:03 - Chris’s Answer - Food
00:26:29 - Marcus’s Answer - Ocean
00:34:11 - Would you rather: sniff butts like a dog when you meet someone new OR eat dog food every night for dinner?
00:46:28 - Outro
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49 min - Episode 175: What if everything was made of PAPER?
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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms build everything with paper!
Time Stamps
00:00:00 - Intro
00:02:51 - Chris’s Answer - Paper Airplanes
00:15:55 - Marcus’s Answer - Paper Computers
00:31:45 - Ben’s Answer - Making Paper with Paper
00:41:58 - Would you rather: your only mode of transportation be a donkey OR a giraffe?
00:51:42 - Outro
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54 min - Episode 174: Random Superpower Fight 8
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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms get dumb superpowers again!
Time Stamps
00:00:00 - Intro
00:02:43 - Chris’s Fighter - Ms. Move
00:08:47 - Ben’s Fighter - Braking News
00:14:48 - Marcus’s Fighter - Hagatha
00:19:41 - The Fight
00:50:51 - Spin the Wheel
00:53:20 - Would you rather: dress up like Santa and scare kids on Christmas OR dress up like Cupid and terrorize couples on Valentine’s Day?
00:57:54 - Outro
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About Absurd Hypotheticals
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Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. What if you had the ability to perfectly train whales? What…
if all paper disappeared? Tune in to find out. New episode every Monday.