Absurd Hypotheticals

Absurd Hypotheticals

By Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, Ben StormsComedy
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Absurd Hypotheticals episodes

  • Episode 173: Obi Wan Kenobi vs Morpheus vs Phil - Who would train the best hero?

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    On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms talk about Tom Cruise movies! 

    Time Stamps 

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:02:21 - Marcus’s Trainer - Obi Wan Kenobi

    00:11:38 - Chris’s Trainer - Morpheus

    00:15:56 - Ben’s Trainer - Phil (Hercules)

    00:26:18 - The Fight

    00:50:09 - Spin the Wheel

    00:52:01 - Would you rather: be a skeleton OR a vampire?

    00:57:29 - Outro

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    1 hr
  • Episode 172: Why did Tom Cruise replace his eyes in Minority Report?

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    On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms talk about Tom Cruise movies! 

    Time Stamps 

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:02:08 - Ben’s Answer - Top Gun

    00:15:00 - Marcus’s Answer - War of the Worlds

    00:25:40 - Chris’s Answer - Minority Report

    00:34:49 - Would you rather: slow down time OR speed up time?

    00:40:30 - Outro

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    43 min
  • Episode 171: What if you had JEDI powers?

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    On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms have Jedi powers! 

    Time Stamps 

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:02:38 - Chris’s Answer - Tutaminis

    00:11:54 - Ben’s Answer - Jedi Mind Trick

    00:24:06 - Marcus’s Answer - Force Choke

    00:37:55 - Would you rather: steal a cop car OR a fire truck?

    00:43:54 - Outro

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    47 min
  • Episode 170: What if everyone lived in a trash can?

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    On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms are tackle another lightning round! 

    Time Stamps 

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:02:29 - What if everyone lived in a trash can?

    00:13:15 - What if you had a tail?

    00:17:42 - What if everyone had a tail?

    00:19:44 - What if we forgot everything we knew about animals and plants?

    00:24:23 - What if you lived in a sand castle?

    00:31:32 - What if all animals had stingers?

    00:41:31 - What if half-lives were much shorter?

    00:47:35 - Would you rather: always be filled with hunger OR hatred?

    00:52:35 - Outro

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    55 min
  • Episode 169: What if everything was twice as smelly?

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    On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms are smellier! 

    Time Stamps 

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:01:28 - Chris’s Answer - Loud

    00:10:42 - Ben’s Answer - Bright

    00:20:30 - Marcus’s Answer - Smelly

    00:29:12 - Would you rather: be able to remember everything perfectly OR be able to see one hour into the future?

    00:42:53 - Outro

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    46 min
  • Episode 168: Disney Princess Crime Spree?

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    On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms commit crimes with Disney princesses! 

    Time Stamps 

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:02:43 - Ben’s Answer - Cinderella

    00:11:49 - Chris’s Answer - Mulan

    00:22:02 - Marcus’s Answer - Elsa

    00:34:31 - The Best Crime Spree

    00:46:55 - Would you rather: have an extra eye OR an extra arm?

    00:54:14 - Outro

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    57 min
  • Episode 167: What if everyone used photosynthesis?

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    On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms soak up the sun! 

    Time Stamps 

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:01:30 - Ben’s Answer - Could We Survive?

    00:11:56 - Marcus’s Answer - Animals

    00:29:03 - Chris’s Answer - Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide

    00:40:23 - Would you rather: never be tired but need to sleep 15 hours a day OR always be tired but only have to sleep 4 hours a day?

    00:46:27 - Outro

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    50 min
  • Episode 166: What if Greek Myths were real?

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    On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms anger the Greek gods! 

    Time Stamps 

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:02:00 - Marcus’s Answer - Mount Olympus and the Gods

    00:14:07 - Ben’s Answer - The Hydra

    00:24:37 - Chris’s Answer - The Fates

    00:34:22 - Would you rather: have an evil twin OR an evil child?

    00:41:07 - Outro

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    43 min
  • Episode 165: Could a dog play poker?

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    On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms train dogs! 

    Time Stamps 

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:01:58 - Chris’s Answer - Poker

    00:14:29 - Ben’s Answer - Air Bud

    00:27:51 - Marcus’s Answer - Smell

    00:40:23 - Would you rather: always type OR always write by hand?

    00:45:55 - Outro

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    49 min

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Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. What if you had the ability to perfectly train whales? What…