Absurd Hypotheticals

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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms pit some famous robots against each other! 

Time Stamps 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:08 - Ben’s Answer - Terminator

00:11:51 - Chris’s Answer - Astro Boy

00:23:36 - Marcus’s Answer - Bender

00:29:06 - The Fight

00:47:00 - Would you rather: never use a knife OR never use a spoon?

00:52:40 - Outro

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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms return to some old questions! 

Time Stamps 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:58 - Marcus’s Answer - Zero Gravity Water Polo

00:12:49 - Chris’s Answer - Lego House

00:23:25 - Ben’s Answer - Spaghetti Bridge

00:35:32 - Would you rather: eliminate paper products OR eliminate emissions?

00:41:31 - Outro

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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms stop doing very important things! 

Time Stamps 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:21 - Marcus’s Answer - Eat/Drink

00:12:46 - Chris’s Answer - Sleep

00:23:31 - Ben’s Answer - Breathe

00:34:56 - Would you rather: enter a boxing match with no gloves OR a soccer game with no shoes?

00:41:01 - Outro

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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms improve sports that don’t exist! 

Time Stamps 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:06 - Marcus’s Answer - Quidditch

00:14:02 - Ben’s Answer - Pokemon Battles

00:24:41 - Chris’s Answer - Podracing

00:33:45 - Would you rather: 5% of the population have telepathy OR telekinesis?

00:41:13 - Outro

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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer a whole bunch of questions in another lighting round! 

Time Stamps 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:09 - What if dogs played poker?

00:07:16 - What if it rained cats and dogs?

00:13:14 - What if all doors were random?

00:21:13 - What if everyone disappeared for a year?

00:24:29 - What if all light bulbs disappeared?

00:28:15 - What if all writing changed languages overnight?

00:30:54 - What if all writing was permanent?

00:34:15 - What if you could breathe fire?

00:38:30 - What if all animals laid eggs?

00:45:44 - Would you rather: have a big head with a small body OR a big body with a small head?

00:50:05 - Outro

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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Ben Storms, and special guest Alex Williams ask really weird bug related questions! 

Time Stamps 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:08 - Marcus’s Answer - What if all animals had eight legs?

00:14:20 - Alex’s Answer - What if all animals had their own cicada cycle?

00:24:05 - Ben’s Answer - What if all animals were caterpillars?

00:36:10 - Would you rather: your voice sound like Elmo OR Kermit the Frog?

00:37:20 - Would you rather (a better one): be a penguin OR otter?

00:43:02 - Outro

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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Ben Storms, and special guest Alex Williams choose more random superpowers and fight to the death!

Time Stamps 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:34 - Ben’s Fighter - Mr. Ed

00:09:20 - Marcus’s Fighter - Starburst

00:14:12 - Alex’s Fighter - Speed Hog

00:17:09 - The Fight

00:39:13 - Would you rather: have horse physiology, warthog physiology, or Pleiades physiology?

00:44:12 - Outro

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Due to our busy schedules, we have decided to extend our hiatus a bit longer. Our new return date is October 11. We're excited to be back. See you then!

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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:

What if Earth spun 10x faster? 

Time Stamps 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:39 - Ben’s Answer - Day/Night Cycle

00:15:40 - Chris’s Answer - Gravity

00:26:17 - Marcus’s Answer - Magnetic Field

00:35:30 - Would you rather: have a 10 inch long belly button that sways to music OR accordions for legs?

00:42:43 - Outro

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On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:

What if all continents were connected? 

Time Stamps 

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:20 - Marcus’s Answer - Climate

00:13:51 - Ben’s Answer - Exploration

00:26:52 - Chris’s Answer - Species

00:37:46 - Would you rather: stand in a long line for 3 hours OR sit through traffic for 3 hours?

00:42:01 - Outro

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