Absurd Hypotheticals

Absurd Hypotheticals

By Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, Ben StormsComedy
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Absurd Hypotheticals episodes

  • Episode 136: What if everyone lived in a castle?

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    On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms live in three different homes! 

    Time Stamps 

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:02:08 - Marcus’s Answer - Castles

    00:18:19 - Ben’s Answer - Igloos

    00:30:11 - Chris’s Answer - Trees

    00:43:27 - Would you rather: Castles OR Igloos Or Trees?

    00:50:00 - Outro

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    52 min
  • Episode 135: What if all mail stopped?

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    On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:

    What if all mail stopped? 

    Time Stamps 

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:02:44 - Marcus’s Answer - Can we do it ourselves?

    00:16:59 - Ben’s Answer - US Postal Inspection Service

    00:26:28 - Chris’s Answer - Letters to Santa

    00:36:48 - Would you rather: Gotham OR Atlantis be real?

    00:47:08 - Outro

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    50 min
  • Episode 134: What if the portal gun was real? [Video Game Items 2]

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    On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:

    What if video game items were real? 

    Time Stamps 

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:01:15 - Marcus’s Answer - Portal Gun

    00:16:53 - Chris’s Answer - F.L.U.D.D.

    00:31:03 - Ben’s Answer - Dagger of Time

    00:46:02 - Would you rather: make a tiny home out of a school bus OR shipping container?

    00:51:46 - Outro

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    54 min
  • Episode 133: TMNT vs Bowser vs Oogway [TURTLE FIGHT]

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    On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:

    Which turtle would win in a fight? 

    Time Stamps 

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:02:27 - Ben’s Fighter - TMNT

    00:12:41 - Chris’s Fighter - Oogway

    00:21:10 - Marcus’s Fighter - Bowser

    00:28:38 - The Fight

    00:51:35 - Would you rather: 40 days of rain OR 40 days of darkness?

    00:58:51 - Outro

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    1 hr 1 min
  • Episode 132: What if you could perfectly train sharks?

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    On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:

    What if you could perfectly train sharks? 

    Time Stamps 

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:02:13 - Marcus’s Answer - Electrosensitive

    00:20:23 - Chris’s Answer - Filter Feeders

    00:32:10 - Ben’s Answer - Baseball

    00:42:50 - Would you rather: sense danger OR sense money?

    00:48:31 - Outro

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    51 min
  • Episode 131: What if all digital data disappeared?

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    On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:

    What if all digital data disappeared? 

    Time Stamps 

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:01:37 - Marcus’s Answer - Immediate Impact

    00:17:54 - Ben’s Answer - What Happens to Money?

    00:27:54 - Chris’s Answer - Movies

    00:38:57 - Would you rather: ketchup OR ranch dressing on everything you eat?

    00:45:10 - Outro

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    48 min
  • Episode 130: What if all pants disappeared? - Lightning Round 13

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    On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer a whole bunch of questions in another lighting round! 

    Time Stamps 

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:01:14 - What if everything was black and white?

    00:04:34 - What if you had to keep moving to breathe?

    00:08:41 - What if deserts were desserts?

    00:12:32 - What if no one could talk?

    00:16:05 - What if we could only whisper?

    00:18:11 - What if pants disappeared?

    00:24:03 - What if a bird lived in your beard?

    00:27:46 - What if trees were the only plant?

    00:31:27 - What if the sun was a black light?

    00:34:36 - What if nothing got dirty?

    00:38:23 - What if you knew how to do everything?

    00:41:33 - Would you rather: steal Dracula’s cape OR Batman’s cape?

    00:47:31 - Outro

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    50 min
  • Episode 129: What if you had Spider-Man's powers?

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    On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:

    What if you had Spider-Man’s powers? 

    Time Stamps 

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:03:29 - Marcus’s Answer - Space Junk

    00:16:02 - Chris’s Answer - Football

    00:29:25 - Ben’s Answer - Spidey Sense Warning System

    00:39:19 - Would you rather: have a hen that lays golden eggs OR a money tree?

    00:51:11 - Outro

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    54 min
  • Episode 128: What if all cows disappeared?

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    On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:

    What if all cows disappeared? 

    Time Stamps 

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:03:09 - Chris’s Answer - Fast Food

    00:20:05 - Ben’s Answer - Global Warming

    00:30:27 - Marcus’s Answer - Cow Investment

    00:39:47 - Would you rather: find a dead body OR 50 live snakes in your car?

    00:48:00 - Outro

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    51 min
  • Why does Ben always win? (Patreon Preview)

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    7 min

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Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. What if you had the ability to perfectly train whales? What…