Absurd Hypotheticals

Absurd Hypotheticals

By Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, Ben StormsComedy
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Absurd Hypotheticals episodes

  • Episode 119: What if life was like a video game?

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    On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:

    What if life was like a video game?

    Time Stamps

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:01:48 - Marcus’s Answer - Game Design

    00:17:31 - Chris’s Answer - Platformers

    00:34:03 - Ben’s Answer - The Sims

    00:47:32 - Would you rather: be stuck in an elevator OR Ferris wheel for 24 hours?

    00:54:57 - Outro

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    58 min
  • Among Us Tangent (Patreon Preview)

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    5 min
  • Episode 118: What if unicorns were real? - Mythical Grab Bag

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    On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms discover three mythical creatures!

    Time Stamps

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:00:59 - Chris’s Answer - Unicorns

    00:13:37 - Ben’s Answer - Leprechauns

    00:27:09 - Marcus’s Answer - Phoenixes

    00:41:08 - Would you rather: have extra wide feet OR super narrow feet?

    00:47:14 - Outro

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    49 min
  • Episode 117: What if no one felt fear?

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    On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:

    What if no one felt fear?

    Time Stamps

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:03:28 - Marcus’s Answer - Survivability

    00:17:13 - Chris’s Answer - Punishment

    00:27:04 - Ben’s Answer - Motivation

    00:37:58 - Would you rather: be chased by 5 zombies OR 1 werewolf?

    00:45:37 - Outro

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    48 min
  • Episode 116: What if everyone lived underground?

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    On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:

    What if everyone lived underground?

    Time Stamps

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:01:20 - Ben’s Answer - Food and Ventilation

    00:20:02 - Chris’s Answer - Physiology and Psychology

    00:33:20 - Marcus’s Answer - Expansion

    00:46:01 - Would you rather: be a giant hamster OR tiny rhino?

    00:56:58 - Outro

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    59 min
  • Episode 115: What if everything was a mirror?

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    On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:

    What if everything was a mirror?

    Time Stamps

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:02:26 - Ben’s Answer - What do things look like?

    00:14:09 - Marcus’s Answer - Vision and Heat

    00:26:18 - Chris’s Answer - Images

    00:37:59 - Would you rather: have a button that turns any red light green OR a car that recycles fuel?

    00:47:16 - Outro

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    50 min
  • Episode 114: Full-Sized Vinegar Baking Soda Volcano? - Science Fair Grab Bag

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    On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms conduct three science fair experiments!

    Time Stamps

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:01:23 - Marcus’s Answer - Vinegar and Baking Soda Volcano

    00:15:06 - Chris’s Answer - Potato Battery

    00:28:03 - Ben’s Answer - Mentos and Diet Coke

    00:43:27 - Would you rather: get pooped on by a bird 3 times a day for a week OR have poison ivy for a month?

    00:52:45 - Outro

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    55 min
  • What is a floor? (Patreon Preview)

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    3 min
  • Episode 113: What if everyone lived in a shell?

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    On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:

    What if everyone lived in a shell?

    Time Stamps

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:01:08 - Chris’s Answer - Shell Size

    00:10:34 - Ben’s Answer - Society

    00:24:49 - Marcus’s Answer - Luxury

    00:39:44 - Would you rather: always day OR always night?

    00:46:11 - Outro

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    48 min
  • Episode 112: Reptar vs Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy vs Powdered Toast Man - [FIGHT]

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    On this episode of Absurd Hypotheticals, Marcus Lehner, Chris Yee, and Ben Storms answer the very important question:

    Which Nicktoon cereal mascot would win in a fight?

    Time Stamps

    00:00:00 - Intro

    00:01:34 - Chris’s Fighter - Reptar

    00:08:43 - Marcus’s Fighter - Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy

    00:19:06 - Ben’s Fighter - Powdered Toast Man

    00:30:07 - The Fight

    00:55:49 - Would you rather: take a bath in bourbon OR coffee?

    01:00:49 - Outro

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    1 hr 3 min

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Absurd Hypotheticals is a comedy podcast where co-hosts Chris Yee, Marcus Lehner, and Ben Storms answer ridiculous questions in funny ways. What if you had the ability to perfectly train whales? What…