This episode comes in fast - fast food fast. Marks brings up 5 fast food stories to Max and Dave as they try and figure out which one is fake news.

Topics include: PETA, doughnut fries, grieving, Taco Bell lawsuit, Pizza babies.

APRIL FOOLS! Wait it's definitely not April 1st you say? Well regardless, get ready for this kind of backwards episode with Max showing us 4 fake news articles and 1 true one. Listen in as Marks and guest Riles navigate these crazy waters.

Topics include: Beer prescriptions, Airplane pizza orders, Jedi school, smelly food in the tube, and Apex's newest app.

Marks hosts again bringing wild stories about reality tv to Max and Dave. Time to figure out which article is fake!

Topics include: Naked and Afraid, Putin, Racism, Eggs of instagram, and pimps.

I mean the descriptions basically all in the title. Get ready for more Florida stories and see if you can figure out which news is fake alongside Marks and Max! Always can count on Dave to give us good stories. Topics include: playgrounds, hamster balls, pitbulls, hookah smoking caterpillars, and armless Daredevil.

Where do we even begin with this one. Yikes.

Join Marks and Dave as they tackle Max's 5 stories all about... teens!

Topics include: stealing a pizza car, living on the subway, selling a kidney, arrested for burping, and bullying potatoes.

Marks and Max take a dive into... Florida. With Dave. He's from Florida.

Stories include: morbidly obese monkeys, irl pirates, cookie crimes, cocaine wind, and fart knives.

Into the skies! Marks takes Max and Dave on a flight through stories about airplanes and crazy things that have happened on them. Topics include: coins, 80 hawks, love, pythons, and the NFL.

Marks, Max and Dave are back at it again with some Space stories! Get ready to be taken out of this world with this episode of Absurdist News.

Topics: sex lizards, weed, duct tape, bullets, and inappropriate UFOs.

Back at it with the animal stories! Marks and Max go up against Dave who has selected 5 fun animal stories. Topics include: glasses wearing bunnies, multiplying crayfish, marsupial reproduction, dog vs croc, and snail races.

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! Well depending on when you listening this. But its coming out on the 13th so close enough.

This week, Marks brings Max and Dave all the lovey dovey stories... Valentine's stories! Articles cover tinder bots, Goodwill, animal condoms, ketchup caviar, and Indian extremists.