Absurdist News

I'm going to be honest - I didn't know what to write here. Sooooo Max brings sex organs, genitals, the private parts, and whatever you might call them, to the table this week. Marks and Dave try and figure out which crazy thing involving people's things is fake news!

Topics include: penis enlargement, potatoes, clam dick, vagina off, acid attacks

Witness the birth of the brand new 5 film franchise - the Bigfoot Cinematic Universe Universe coming soon to theatres near you. Dave pitches 5 stories, upon which Marks and Max bring it to the drawing board to see which ones have film potential.

Topics: California lawsuits, Bigfoots are citizens too, ninja sex Bigfoot, Bigfoot car crashes, and sniping Bigfoot

Happy post shark week! Especially considering who knows when you're going to listen to this - it may be before or after shark week. But anyways, Marks brings a shark tank full of articles for Max and Dave to swim through.

Thanks to the boys over at Suck My (fan) Fic for the guest presentation!

topics include: surfer needs his beer, sports sharks, shark heist, father bonding, shark courting

Meow! Dave hosts the catastic episode in honour of those creepy Cats on the new Cat movie. Strap into learn more about Max and Marks is there too just for fun.

Topics Include: 550 cats, strip club kitten, spy cat, jury cat, cat-eating man

Hello there dearies! Marks brings 5 good ol tales about lil ol' grannies for Dave and Max to understand which one of these little guys isn't quite telling the whole truth! And then we take a special espionage turn when the elite federal team Granny Team 5 prevails again. With special guest presenters Mixed Drinks and Mysteries!

Special Agents: Christmas Grandma, Sexy Grandma, Sex toy Grandma, Dead Grandma, Gun Grandma.

Check out Mixed Drinks and Mysteries on all podcasting platforms and @drinks_mixed

Recorded this one after midnight, and boy howdy its a ride. Max once again becomes the king of the jungle and gives Marks and Dave 5 absurd animal related news stories. Get ready for this one.

Topics include: Sky wolves, lemmings, murder birds, godamn parrots (again), and Seaworld Spies.

Well you asked for it (no you didn't) and so it's here! Our very own Dave presents articles that his dear ol brother sent him and he kept ignoring until now. Meanwhile Marks and Max get heated about some stupid animal thing.

Topics include: asshole ghosts, marathon dogs, narking parrots, alter boy seshing, and a face full of feces.

Grab your drinks - and get ready for Marks to hit you over the head with a beer bottle in this week's Absurdist News! We talk drunk people/animal stories this week as Max and Dave try to stumble through to find out which article is fake news.

Also check out Drinkipedia! Thanks to those guys for being our guest presenter: https://drinkipedia.podbean.com/

Topics include: Amish buggy crashes, drunk dog driving, elk arms, pirate-ing, Chad bro-ing out

Time to get controversial. Dave brings 5 bare naked stories to Marks and Max as they attempt to avert their eyes from the truth. Or something like that.

Topics include: airplane aerodynamics, calm naked strolls across the highway, slinging some urine, Presidental peepers, and Breaking Bad's newest spin off.

Get the gamer gear out you 1337 gamers you. Max presents 5 video game related articles to Marks and Dave as they try to crack this puzzle game over the interwebs.

Topics include: Xbox scents, alternative MBAs, pizza parties, soda k-pods, child soldiers.