Absurdist News

Relationships returns, with this episode hosted by Dave. If you think you're in a weird relationship, then just wait until you hear what other people are doing around the world. Marks and Max scan through the relationships to see if they can figure out which one is fake news. Topics include: gold digging rats, plane parts, pillow wife, idea of food, tetris > calculator.

Its time for spooks! Get ready for some Halloween stories as Max hosts this monster filled episode as Marks and Dave navigate the ghouls presented. And boy are there some ghouls.

Topics include: Candy homicide, vibrating spooks, skunk skeet shooting, literal haunted houses, very real knives.

Get ready for some old folks yet again. Dave brings Marks and Max 5 articles about the elderly and all the ye olde shenanigans they get up to! Topics include: soft bushes, cat thieves, pistoliers, a baaaaad time, and the perfect crime.

Moooooooose! Ha, I bet you thought i was tryping out a cow Moo but jokes on you, I was just spelling out moose! This week, Marks brings 5 Mooseful articles to Max, Dave and guest Aria to figure out which one is a fake article. Check out Aria's podcast Forge's Board on all podcast platforms: https://twitter.com/ForgesBoard

Topics include: airplane poop protest, sexual assault moose, Soviet surprise, moose stains, Jaw Mayor

Get your tequila shots ready! After being followed on Twitter by a Tequila company, Max decided to share 5 good ol drunk tales with Marks and Dave. Oh with tequila shots for each story of course. Strap in. This one gets wild.

Topics Include: Lama adventures, Uranium Snakequarium, Horse attacks, self arrest, drunk man snow man

YOU'RE A WIZARD LISTENER! Marks brings 5 magical articles about our favourite wizard - no not Gandalf, the other one - Harry Potter! Time for Max and Dave to be the sorting hat in which of these mystical tales is truth and which one is false!

topics include: goblin pee, JK Rowling: Ghostbuster, racist Ron, book burning, actual flying Harry Potter on a broom.

Well we weren't reaching far this week for jokes. Join Dave as he shows Marks and Max the number 2 job of how to host.

Topics include: Japan, pooplifting, socks, lottery winners, and septic tanks

Florida who? Max takes Marks and Dave across the country to visit Arizona. Just when you thought a state couldn't get crazier - here we are.

Topics include: job interview arrest, shooting moon science, explosive mothers, shed concerts, and rattlesnake nun-chucks.

Trouble beneath the sheets? This week we help you out by giving you the best medicine - laughter! Marks brings 5 articles about Viagra to Max and Dave to try and figure out which story is fake news. Get ready for some science.

Topics Inlucde: Costco Lawsuit, the randy robber, EpiPen, Sexy Pavement Lichen, Chinese penis pills.

People love dressing up in costumes! This week, Dave takes Marks and Max into the costumed crazy world of news.

Topics include: Pikachu White House invasion, Suck my udder, Mr. Freeze puns, Gorilla mattresses, Flinstone Footmobile