Absurdist News

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Jeremiah, Zachariah and Abraham roll the dice on 5 casino based stories! Shout out to the Amish...

Topics include: losing slots, how to poop your pants, phishing, the Amish, and marijuana laws.

Time for a good ol trip down memory lane! Dave present's Marks and Max with the grab bag episode - taking articles based on 5 past episodes!

topics include: selfie squirrels, dog anxiety, Nickelback identity theft, Mr. Clean's vigilante justice, and a blowtorch heist.

The kid is back in town. Max takes Marks and Dave down a rabbit hole of what crazy political stories are coming up in this politically unstable day and age.

Topics include: elderly funeral discounts, Danish alternative marketing, molecules of US freedom, the Brexit cake case, being vacationed.

Get your prescriptions and other various medical supplies, cause Dr. Dave is busting in the door with 5 medicine based news articles! Marks and Max haven't gotten their shots for these crazy stories!

Topics include: maggot cures, $48000 kitten scratches, Christmas sweats, bee eye, orgasm strokes

Coming in hot from the 6ix, Marks brings 5 news articles about Toronto to Max and Dave. This week featuring a guest presenter, Mic'd Up Toronto! Check out their stuff here: https://soundcloud.com/micduptoronto

Topics include: Sad icecream, snitches and narcs, the Joker, round house kicking protesters, car theft

Welp, strap in for this one. Not super screamy this time, but lots of laughs to be had! Venture into the news on relationships as Dave poses 5 news stories based on them. Marks and Max try to understand relationships, but lets be honest, who really knows??

Topics include: dildos, bull pasta, pepsi truck, singing fish, and two for one brides

Get your singing voices ready - this episode brought to you by Dave and the boys (boys being Marks and Max), trying to uncover which musical news stories were strokes of genius and which ones... just suck.

Topics include: Christmas, on hold music, pizza holdups, Justin Bieber christian rock, and congress cage matches.

Hope you've got your glasses on for this one. Marks brings 5 book adjacent news stories to the table as Max and Dave read their ways through this one! Topics include: Library money, fantasy misogyny, How to Murder Your Husband, book scoundrels, and crashed jeeps.

Order in the court! We enter into Dave's court in this episode of Absurdist News, as Marks and Max try to prosecute 5 crazy lawsuit articles.

Topics include: micropenis, misnamed children, napkins, Foster's, getting pants'd