Absurdist News

Meet Max the meat man. Or at least on this episode he is. Max brings 5 news stories related to meat, while Marks and Dave chew their way through figuring out which one is fake news.

Topics include: truck meat, sweating curry, kangaroo chili, a pig misunderstanding, & shrimpman kenneth.

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.

This weeks article is all about sex snakes and squatters. Right up our alley!

Quack quack. Marks brings up 5 stories about ducks and their little shenanigans while Max and Dave try to parse through which one is fake news.

Topics include: TV cord strangulation, blow-dart attacks, duck sport, emotional support animals, Dave the Duck loses his penis.

Bonus content for Friday! Starting each Friday we will be uploading an "Absurdist Brief" or just a short little segment where we joke about a title of an article.

Paging Dr. Marks and Dr. Max. Dr. Dave is bringing you 5 new patients, 1 of them is lying about their symptoms! Get ready for a medical filled episode and strap in, cause this one will probably make you cross your legs just a little bit. Topics include: testicle removals, the perfect anus, lego head ingestion, explosive chests, and penis tattoos.

Love is in the air! Valentine's day is coming up and so, Max has brought 5 stories related to love, relationships, and Valentine's day for Marks and Dave to figure out who has really found true love.

Topics include: love-day hotels, casket sales, BK adult toys, escaping prison, yet another tasing.

Here at Absurdist News we delve into 5 news articles where one is fake news. Can you figure it out?

NEIGHBORS! We love em, we don't see em, but we know they're there. This week, Marks brings 5 stories about neighbors and neighborhoods for Max and Dave to see if they pay attention to the people around them.

Topics include: snooping in Toronto, teen trends, flooding basements, "moving out", and pulling a gun on your neighbors.

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ORDER! I SAID ORDER! Ahem. Your Honourable Dave brings court back in session with the second round of lawsuits for Marks and Max to cross-examine. Topics include parrot assault, lots of math, pregnant camels, close captioning, and prison boredom.

Greetings! After many science-portion-of-the-podcast's Marks decided to turn the entire episode into a science filled spectacular. Tune in to hear Max and Dave sort their way through which science article is fake news. Topics include: Star Wars kid, poop suffocation, getting space high, your new favourite pet, TikTok for boomers.

No not that beaver. This weeks episode is brought to you by Max, bringing 5 beaver related stories to Marks and Dave to try and figure out which woodchuck could chuck- wait wrong animal.

Topics include: beaver facts with Marks, killer beavers, do you even gnaw bro, penis exports, and Russian misprints.