Absurdist News

Click click! Its time for Absurdist News! While we were all anticipating the April fools episodes, APRIL FOOLS! Max is back in the host seat ringing 5 stories about cameras or camera related things to Marks and Dave. See if you can figure out which story is fake news. Topics include: ironic crime, kdragon sex, hot Carl Marx, Zoom fails, Brookebane

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.

Remember, when quarantined, you still got to get your nut out.

They're gonna clean up your looks, with all the lies in the books, to make a citizen out of you...

WHOOPS! No copyright infringement here! But Dave is bringing teenagers back into the news cycle with 5 crazy stories involving teens in odd situations.

Topics include: grandma cookies, twin destruction, hair salons, earning your pilot license, crocodile punching.

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.

Cold fries or unsalted fries? The choice is yours.

VROOM! The vacuum has been started by Marks, and now Max and Dave have to sort through the dustbin to see which article they think is fake news. Topics include: getting intimate with your vacuum, the vacuum wars, poop robots, barber trust issues, windpowered stimulus.

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.

As we know, Max hates squirrels, but little did we know that he hates spy squirrels even more.

I'm not going to try and type how you would imagine an Irish person will sound. So this St. Patrick's Day, Max brings 5 Irish inspired stories up to Marks and Dave who need to figure out which one is fake news.

Topics include: Eeps and Oats, cocaine grandmothers, break and entering, IRA vs McDoanlds, sheep physics.

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.

Metal balls up the member. Oh boy. Also remember to wash your hands!!!

Class is now in session! Coach Dave is bringing 5 teacher related articles to Marks and Max. Let's find out if they get a bad grade or not, cause its a wild ride from the midterm to the final.

Topics include: drunk teachers, duct tape ninjas, poop inspectors, sex toy selfies, licking where you fart.

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.

This weeks article is about police burning weed getting the entire town high. Yep.