Absurdist News

Get ready for some wild stories about China! Brought to you straight from Dave, while Marks and Max trying to figure out which article is fake news! Topics include: the worst Superman ever, 2 fly limit, photoshopped childhood photos, Chinese Jaws Saw, suing for ugly fraud.

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.

Into the mind of Max.

Marks slithers around for 5 news articles all about snakes! Time for Max and Dave to figure out which story is actually just a rope and not a snake.

Topics include: a long dong, the great snake debate, more philosophy, pokey sticks, one badass parrot.

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.

Get your pandemic pagers ready.

Absurdist News delivered right to your door! Max packages up 5 stories about deliveries gone wrong (or right?) for Marks and Dave to figure out which one is a back package.

Topics Include: Boober Eats, Disney's the Pizza King, fraudulent donuts, sexy nurses, Max and his Monk.

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.

Baby go pop!

Well this unintentional celebration of 420 worked out in its own sort of way. Dave brings 5 weed related stories to Marks and Max as they sift through the smoke to determine which article, is fake news.

Topics include: arresting squirrels, McDonalds Tea Please, Merry Christmas, pool party plant, and balloon nose.

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.

Get ready for a big ol twist at the end of this one.

Incoming train heading to Fake News Station. This week, Marks brings 5 articles that involves the subway, or transit in general. Max and Dave are on for one hell of a ride.

Topics include: Golf club assault, county fair assault, the definition of efficiency, vigilante justice, swol rats.

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.

A Schawarmizza coming to a Secret Service near you.