Get ready for some wild stories about China! Brought to you straight from Dave, while Marks and Max trying to figure out which article is fake news! Topics include: the worst Superman ever, 2 fly limit, photoshopped childhood photos, Chinese Jaws Saw, suing for ugly fraud.

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.

Into the mind of Max.

Marks slithers around for 5 news articles all about snakes! Time for Max and Dave to figure out which story is actually just a rope and not a snake.

Topics include: a long dong, the great snake debate, more philosophy, pokey sticks, one badass parrot.

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.

Get your pandemic pagers ready.

Absurdist News delivered right to your door! Max packages up 5 stories about deliveries gone wrong (or right?) for Marks and Dave to figure out which one is a back package.

Topics Include: Boober Eats, Disney's the Pizza King, fraudulent donuts, sexy nurses, Max and his Monk.

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.

Baby go pop!

Well this unintentional celebration of 420 worked out in its own sort of way. Dave brings 5 weed related stories to Marks and Max as they sift through the smoke to determine which article, is fake news.

Topics include: arresting squirrels, McDonalds Tea Please, Merry Christmas, pool party plant, and balloon nose.

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.

Get ready for a big ol twist at the end of this one.

Incoming train heading to Fake News Station. This week, Marks brings 5 articles that involves the subway, or transit in general. Max and Dave are on for one hell of a ride.

Topics include: Golf club assault, county fair assault, the definition of efficiency, vigilante justice, swol rats.

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.

A Schawarmizza coming to a Secret Service near you.