Grab your snacks and beverages, cause Dave is bringing 5 wacky news stories about consumables! Marks and Max strap in for this wild ride.

Topics include: Calorie counting, the Campaign to End All Squirrels, the best type of eyes, Coffin Crush, the FBI watchlist.

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.

What really is a crime anyways?

Spooky! Marks brings in the spooky stories for Max and Dave to try and figure out which story is fake news.

Topics include: 50 Cent Slimer, Gunk, Workplace Hazards, Spooky Crime, Sexorcism

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.

Everyone's got a side hustle.

Max takes Dave and Marks to the golden arches in this week's episode - all about McDonalds. Can you figure out which article is as fake as a Burger King whopper?

Topics Include: McVeggie rage, weird candles, McEmergency, Nutella lies, forgetful police

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.

Which mascot would you eat?

Get your wands ready, Marks brings in 5 mystical stories about voodoo, magic, sorcery, and the rest of those things. Join Max and Dave trying to figure out which article is really fake news.

Topics Include: lego walmart, witch assassinations, why bosses have 4 homes, voodoo business, the magic cops.

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.

Learning food preferences among other things...

Just when you thought things were going one way, Max brings in funerals! So get ready for 5 news articles about the end of life tradition while Marks and Dave try to guess which article is actually fake news. Topics Include: missed the stab, real skeletons, the mob funeral service, Dave's stickers, and the perfect disguise.

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.

Sour Patch kids. Where do you fall?