ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.

What a great way to end our break. Amirite people?!?

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ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.

Illegal to get arrested on the toilet?

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ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.

Coming soon to your local television networks: Peter and the Polish Puma!

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ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.

Time to educated about the great emu war. Twitter for the poll.

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Highlights of episodes 1 - 6 of Absurdist News! We're going to be taking August off as a break, but will pick things back up in September. Briefs will still be published every Saturday! Hope you enjoy this blast to the past. Not our finest moments.

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Ending off Brief Week with just the 3 of us! Hope you enjoyed this fun little experiment - but also hopefully you'll consider joining our secret soci- I mean what?

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What is the optimal form of transportation you might ask? Boy howdy do we have the answer. Check out Replay Mode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBkl0KmpNuPjIKEkonYub9w

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Ok there's no way that doing this would give you an advantage on the field. That's all I'm going to say on this one.

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What do you like to do when you walk up a mountain? One of my friends literally went on a 40 minute run up Mont Royal. Yeah that's a deep cut.

Check out Drinkipedia: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/drinkipedia/id1446766913

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Hope you're ready for your dose of Nic Cage doing Nic Cage things.

Check out Cage's Kiss: https://castbox.fm/channel/Cage's-Kiss-id2028341