And you thought science was just a portion of the podcast. HA! Max brings the science podcast into this weeks episode while Marks and Dave try and navigate through it.

Topics: Moses moos, emo-nkey, peanut and jellyfish, murder squirrels.

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ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.

Goats are friends, not food.

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Are you in the mood? Tune in this week as Marks brings 4 articles about animals to Dave and Max. Topics include: relativity, bear-fu, Morpheus' pill problem, snake in the pants.

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ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.

Of course there's a coconut minister.

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Pull your undergarmets up tight cause Dave is back in the host chair bringing 4 stories about underwear to Marks and Max to figure out!

Topics include: Historical panties, squirrel theft, wine chugging, real big underwear

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ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.

Sex spiders? Damn.

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Grab your shots, cause we're getting drunk this episode. Well Max brings 4 articles to Marks and Dave where the M&M duo take a shot per story. Yikes.

Topics include: mountaineering, Fast Food, not letting go, cell phone scraps.

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ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.

Why shoot an armadillo?

The boys are back in town! Well virtually of course. Tune in this week for your fill of crazy news articles with Marks, Max and Dave. Topics include: Cardboard replacements, the chicken wing debate, tiger fondles, capitalism.

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Bit of a different episode, before we get back into our weekly show! This week Marks, Max & Dave reflect on Absurdist News: how it started, whats changed, and what could change in the future.

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