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ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.

Finally figuring out where all the cops come from in GTA.

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Time to dip into the cyber world! Marks brings 4 articles about robots to Max and Dave to see if they can compute the truth. Can humanity beat the machines?

Topics include: Terminator Hugh Jackman, HitchBaby, cockroach cyborgs and backflipping butt bot

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Max's goat gets got by turkey.

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ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.

What would you do if you ran into the Pope on Halo?

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Happy Thanksgiving! Dave's bringing the cheer with an episode all about bigfoot, yeti and sasquatch. Marks and Max are as confused as ever as they try and find the fake news article!

Topics include: the kangaroo saw a yeti, sexy bigfoot, bigfoot's hidden abilities and proper science.

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We found a title! This is Got My Goat, hosted by Max to complain about various topics around the world. This week - why the skin care industry is a SCAM!

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ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.

We're getting philosophical up in this.

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What is that melody?!? Well its actually Max rolling in with 4 news articles related to music! Topics include: Tupac's repentance, tornado Wario, Dave vs WAP, Alan Thicke's post mortem sex life.

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New Monday show incoming! This one's all about ranting! Our specialty!

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ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.

What's your favourite crime show?

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