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Now for the baseball portion of the podcast...

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It’s the finale! We’re finishing absurdist news at 100 episodes, with Marks back in the host seat bringing 4 stories about life (kind of) for Max and Dave to figure out which story is fake news.

Topics Include: the secret of immortality, swimming 27km, cross country pidegons, and fight or flight or karate.

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ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.

Zoomocracy is under fire!

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Time to talk about... dicks! Max brings 4 articles about dicks in weird places, while Marks and Dave try and figure out which doesn't fit.

Topics include: John Dillerman v Venom, Mars' dick pic, the menninist movement, and Spiderman's morning wood.

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Max's goat gets got by Children.

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ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.

Steve Jobs + Witches

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Variety pack for you! Dave brings 4 random articles as Marks and Max try to find out which doesn't quite fit.

Topics include: outdated hentai, Dave's weaknesses, the Sesame Street Mafia, and severely under faced.

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Max's goat gets got by New Years Resolutions.

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ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.

Which Nintendo character would you eat?

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Marks rings in the New Year with 4 crazy stories while Max and Dave contemplate being on the show for 2 years.

Topics Include: Bollywood tampons, Dave's hot candy takes, Max's trauma and a pizza pledge.

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