Absurdist News

Absurdist News

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Absurdist News episodes

  • 90: Foiled Again!
    Wee woo wee woo! Marks is bringing 4 stories related to emergency services (EMS noticeably missing) while Max and Dave try and figure out which one is fake news.
    Topics include: nudes and prudes, lobster fish or man, tree cat, calm and covid raids
    Twitter: @Absurdist_News
    35 min
  • 89: Cool Cool Cool Ranch
    Too many chefs in the kitchen this time around. Ha jokes on you. This time around Dave's head chef while Max and Marks have to figure out which one is fake news.
    Topics include: skeleton problems, Timothy's shitty arcade purchase, rat strats, d-d-doritos
    Twitter: @absurdist_news
    37 min
  • 88: Cats love diabetes
    Happy Halloween! Well ok. Its a little early, but our Holiday guy Max is bringing 4 spooky stories to the podcast for Marks and Dave to figure out.
    Topics include: wrong type of powder, ghost gun, swatting cats, self-Heimlich
    Twitter: @Absurdist_News
    34 min
  • 87: Tippy Testies
    Ding ding, the dinner bell has rang and Marks brings to the table 4 news articles about food and food adjacent stuff. Lets see if Max and Dave have their plate full on this one!
    Topics include: the JcChicken stroke, ice cream crotches, onion tips, potato debate.
    Twitter: @Absurdist_news
    37 min
  • BRIEF: Innuendo
    ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.
    "Mentally exhausting" according to Max
    Twitter: @Absurdist_News
    5 min
  • 86: Terminally Ugly
    Ever have a bad idea? Of course you have! But this week Dave is bringing 4 bad ideas to the table while Marks and Max try and figure out which bad idea was made up from the start.
    Topics include: Elon Musk, Cop Con, Sandwich theft, U Ugly
    Twitter: @Absurdist_News
    35 min

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