Max's goat gets got by the Gorillaz.

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What would you do to deter your package thiefs?

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Holiday spirit? You know it. Max is back with 4 Christmas tales, while Marks and Dave figure out which stories are nice and which one is naughty.

Topics include: the best Christmas song, assault rifle doll house, Dewtivity Scene TM, and stocking full of ranch.

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Max's goat gets got by movies.

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Colonel Sanders played by Mario Lopez. What else do you need?

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We crossed the line. Dave brings four articles about politics and Marks and Max try to figure out which article to vote out.

Topics: mask inspection, Joe Biden's free McDonalds, presidential temperature preferences, and the worst name ever.

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Max's goat gets got by the Star Wars Economy. Yep.

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Max vs a roided out cat. Who would you bet on?

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The grandmothers return! Max dusts off 4 stories about grandmas, and Marks and Dave pull their spectacles on to see which one is fake news.

Topics Include: Grandma Fuel, a surprise twist, rotary phone inefficiency, and punching historical inventors.

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Max's goat gets got by elephants.

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