Absurdist News

Welcome to a full week of briefs! First up is with our buddy Riles! Check out his stuff here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8fPo7w3nIqofQH-OAUd7-g/featured

Twitter: @Absurdist_News

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.

Get ready for some Disney and Party City. Very strong opinions in this one!

Little green guy alert! Well ok its just Marks bringing 5 stories about aliens to Max and Dave while they try to sort through which story is actually fake news.

Topics include: Space is nerdy, an unexpected twist, vikings and celtics, the fuck light, the return of the goo.

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.

Poor insurance God.

Get your party tricks out! Dave brings 5 fun (creepy?) stories about clowns and all the things they do.

Topics include: Clown leader, red flags, drunken clowns, pie podcasts, endless tangents.

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.

Cow puns. Moo-ve it.

Happy post independence day!!!! Max the holiday host brings in 5 articles that are independence day (adjacent) to Dave and Marks to figure out which stories are fake news. Topics include: Leg-less, community BBQs, chow dogs, poor taste fireworks, animated cartoon coming soon.

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.

If you thought Ben Grimm had a hard time before...

Happy Canada Day! Marks the resident Canadian brings 5 articles to Max and Dave all related to the great white north.

Topics include: The Elf Union, real bad puns, Mr. Frieze's zoo, what is a caribou, Canadian kindness

ABSURDIST BRIEFS - 4 minutes, 1 article, lots of jokes. Every Saturday.

Owl law is very technical.