ADJUST YOUR SHORTS

News News the musical fruit, the more you read the more you juke

It's getting hot under the collar... but not in Arizona!

Less is more, Epstein never happened, Moscow cracked corn, and I don't care.

Oofda

Hey bear! Hey bear! Hear all about it.. We're back, but wait there's more.

DID SO!!! DID NOT!!!

Las bombas son nuestras... But since nobody speaks Spanish, no one will ever know!

Mars attacks! Wait... nope, that was Israel

MOM! They're at it again!!!

The sky is falling! Nope, that's just a golf ball.

Don't taze me bro! But I will accept one shot to the bean-bag.