Where's Waldo? Well he's nowhere to be found on the Google home page that's for sure. Blue stripes, red stripes, and congress is a twat. Lets all eat chips

NOPE. YEP. OKAY.

It's BLEAK I tells ya! Or it's not. All truly rests upon which cheek you turn, my brethren. So ADJUST YOUR SHORTS

The world is animated, so why can't we? The lizard people is why! Yeah but what about the money? Kittens I say! Now you understand

It's all just a scam ladies and gentlemen, the train is going where it's going and there ain't nothing you can do about it!

It's all unicorns and rainbows out there folks; nothing but puppies 'n a bowl as the old saying goes. Puppies 'n a bowl

Clearly logic and reason are out the window. Can we please just get to the part where everything is Eden and champagne falls from the sky? Don't forget your bottle-umbrella!

Just breathe... everything is fine.. everything is going to be just fine. My mom used to say to my brothers and I, "Get your little black ass over here", but we weren't... doing anything illegal so I don't know why she would say that

Take to the streets and rejoice; the robotic utopian future awaits. In exactly two years from two days ago today, we shall be free

Donald Trump gets cooked by South Park creators' rizz... and bussin ain't cap, unc.