ADJUST YOUR SHORTS

Hooray! The government is almost reopened!! Israel is now Isntreal, Epstein is still on the loose, and China says NO TRUMP, That's a BAD TRUMP.

ADJUST YOUR SHORTS

It's all UPS and downed aircraft over here at AYS, and thanksgiving is just a SNAP away... sheesh

Holy Garky Batman, Darth Vader is dead! And the whole world breaths a sigh of relief. He who shan't be named is up for mayor of New York and the guild-lings don't like it. So new

First female prime minister for Japan gives Trump a golden set of balls... and other stuff too but that one is the best

Mike Johnson is a bitch and should get slapped, and Trump is building himself a trophy... cuz he ain't gettin a Nobel.

So many F's given! Ai ain't but Trump might be an angel.

...and there's no such thing as PPAER BEARS!

-Dimitri Peskov

Monkeys goin' monkey, nameen.

How soon is too soon? Let's find out together! This is a spicy one

Rounding up Mexicans? I didn't know they aren't whole people!