ADJUST YOUR SHORTS

tpush, tpull, t-put on your tinfoil! Gunboat diplomats and former princes formerly known as princes. Wacky right?

Pam's bondage, a little cover-up, and street cred is just cred if you're a bum

TPUSH-over wants you to believe... But don't worry, in Trump's America you don't have to believe anything because in Trump's America, you can just lie, cheat and steal... as the president

For the Epsteinth time, just move on to something else.

Royal jelly is a real jam, ladies and gentlemen. Don't worry, your votes are safe with me... Here piggy piggy... good piggy

Italian ICE anyone? Still bored of peace? Fat got your gun? All of that and more. Adjust your shorts.

Tacos aren't always chicken and they should probably spell it 'Bored of Peace'.

If the game is a foot, there will be weiners. Forget about Venezuela, I hear Greenland is nice this time of year...

Psy-oopsie-daisy everywhere and not a little bo peep. Frequented frequencies are the secret everybody, oh... and the oil.

It's a S@#T cyclone Randy! Don't go scuba diving in a dirty pool of misinformation; instead, adjust your shorts.