ADJUST YOUR SHORTS

Nothing lasts forever, not even ceasefires

Tag no tagbacks, "stuck" mashed potatoes at the Hart roast, and a the war rages on

Do you hate Cuba but love cigars? Don't worry, the world is in upside down mode

Everything is completely warmal, 34 equals 27 (duh), screens up!

Don't commit Thucydides!... unless you think you can win.

Trump has gas problems, China's in charge, and rope is for push-ups. Adjust your shorts

Catchup? Not in these shorts ya don't. The greatest ceasefire just in time to get Greenland. Happy birthday to me

Legolas supreme and iatoldyouso too. Isn't war distracting?

I came, I saw, IRAN. eesh

The moon is fake, Epstein is simply too big to fail, and our government is just here to help