My new hat is foil, we're on thin ice, the CIA is cap and Trump makes sounds with his face. Also I can't believe they get their own Friday too...

Trump is a style-biter, Russia is a Brick-top, and the internet is probably lying to you.. But don't worry, the government is doin well on the stock market so enjoy eating shoe leather, everyman!

Propaganda is a Jaccarded Turkey and so is the peoples. Also, SEDITION? Does he even know the word...

Jaccarded turkeys for all and all for jaccarded turkeys.

Yes and no that is and is and is not not a euphemism for the they in charge.

Huzzah, the government is open! Who said that?

Hooray! The government is almost reopened!! Israel is now Isntreal, Epstein is still on the loose, and China says NO TRUMP, That's a BAD TRUMP.

ADJUST YOUR SHORTS

It's all UPS and downed aircraft over here at AYS, and thanksgiving is just a SNAP away... sheesh

Holy Garky Batman, Darth Vader is dead! And the whole world breaths a sigh of relief. He who shan't be named is up for mayor of New York and the guild-lings don't like it. So new

First female prime minister for Japan gives Trump a golden set of balls... and other stuff too but that one is the best

Mike Johnson is a bitch and should get slapped, and Trump is building himself a trophy... cuz he ain't gettin a Nobel.