Listen to find out how the Adtempted crew creates a recruitment campaign for one of the world’s most awful corporations. Will they turn into corporate zombies, or come up with a killer campaign that recruits the maddest of scientists to join the Umbrella corp team?
Transcript
Chris Hanna 0:00Welcome to Adtempted where we attempt to create ads things that don’t need them. I’m Chris, the resident copywriter.
John Fish 0:05I’m John and I write things.
Sam McKinney 0:07And I’m Sam and I fight zombies.
Chris Hanna 0:16As always, our plan for today is to share some initial ideas, choose a direction we like and then build out a campaign that answers our brief. And speaking of, Sam, what are we working on today?
Sam McKinney 0:25Alright guys, today we’re working for the Umbrella Corporation from the Resident Rvil universe. Umbrella is a global conglomerate responsible for developing drugs and viruses, which SPOILER ALERT may turn humans into zombies. But in order to do that, they need to enlist the best and brightest scientists to develop these products in their pharmaceutical labs. And that’s where we come in.
John Fish 0:45We are tasking ourselves to create a recruitment campaign for Umbrella’s pharma division, our idea needs to highlight the cutting edge work that’s supposed to make the world a better place — without giving away what exactly they’ll be working on.
Unknown Speaker 1:00Another breakthrough from the Umbrella Corporation,
John Fish 1:03I nominate Chris to go first with his insights today.
Chris Hanna 1:06Alrighty, I’m coming in with two today. And here is the first one. The greatest work in human history is done by Hidden Figures, people who sacrificed their lives to better society, all in secret. Umbrella recognizes these heroes, we see their unseen potential, and hire them to do the life changing work for us.
And the second one, you know, to solve the toughest challenges facing our world, we need the brightest minds. And it’s nothing personal to you like middle mediocre talent. We just don’t want anything or anyone that’s not the absolute best. And we will do whatever it takes to find them.
Sam McKinney 1:45Nice. They’re both very best and brightest. So it makes sense, even though they’re all evil.
John Fish 1:51Evil geniuses!
Alright, guys, so I got a few today that I’ll share with you. The first one is one giant step. Take a leap, a leap into the future of humankind. Discover the potential of humans by protecting them from themselves, prevent them from spreading illness from killing each other leap into the unknown potential under the Umbrella Corp.
And then I have cure the world. With the world falling apart from pandemics, war, starvation, depressions and climate change, what the world really needs right now is a cure — a cure that will protect humankind from themselves and create a utopia free of disease. Cure the world with Umbrella.
And then I got we like brains, which I don’t know if if if the zombies in Resident Evil like brains, but we’re talking about zombies. Okay, so I had to go with a brain one. Good brains, Bad Brains, small brains, moods, brains, and especially the wrinkly ones. We like them all. We use these brains to find the cures that will rid the world of disease, both mental and physical. So do you have a wrinkled brain? Then join Umbrella.
Chris Hanna 2:58I like this one a lot.
Sam McKinney 2:59Yeah.
Chris Hanna 2:59That one resonated with me.
Sam McKinney 3:01Fun. It’s a lot of fun.
John Fish 3:03All righty.
Sam McKinney 3:03So my first one: some of the greatest mysteries of our time are solved by simply finding the missing puzzle piece and obscure acid that can manage pain, mold that fights bacteria, and so much more. At the Umbrella Corporation, we work on some of the biggest mysteries plaguing humanity, an