Adulthood Pending

50 episodes later… and we still have no idea what we’re doing 😂

In this milestone episode of Adulthood Pending, we take a step back and ask the real question…

Did we actually get better at being adults… or just better at pretending?

From missed trash days to DoorDash addictions, failed routines, and the reality of post-vacation burnout, this episode is a full breakdown of what we’ve learned (and what we definitely haven’t) over the past year.

We get into:

🧠 Why adulthood never actually “clicks”

✈️ Why vacations don’t fix your life (they might make it worse)

💸 The constant battle between groceries vs DoorDash

🏠 Why chores and responsibilities NEVER end

🎄 Holidays being straight-up scheduled chaos

📱 How technology went from helping us… to controlling us

And somehow… we also end up debating:

⚔️ Planes vs cruise ships (and irrational fears of pirates??)

🥊 Whether mutual combat should be legal everywhere

🧴 Skincare routines saving our lives in our 30s

🎬 Feeling old when people don’t know classic movies

This episode is chaotic, honest, and painfully relatable.

Because at the end of the day…

we’re not behind… we just thought we’d be further along by now.

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Season 2 is about to be different… and you’re part of it.

We’re letting the community influence the show every week 🔥

Topics. Segments. Chaos. All of it.

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⏱️ CHAPTERS

00:00 – Episode 50… we made it somehow 🎉

00:04:03 – Life after 50 episodes (did we learn anything?)

00:08:29 – Adulthood struggles we STILL haven’t figured out

00:12:34 – Why vacations don’t fix anything ✈️

00:14:13 – Post-vacation burnout is real

00:17:14 – Trying to make “aloha” a lifestyle 😭

00:21:06 – Groceries vs DoorDash addiction 💸

00:23:00 – Holidays are just scheduled chaos 🎄

00:28:16 – Why maintaining your body is expensive 🧠

00:29:57 – Why life tasks NEVER end

00:34:08 – Millennials and nostalgia vs reality 📺

00:37:05 – Realising we’re getting old 💀

00:40:53 – What we actually improved this year

00:42:36 – Life didn’t get easier… we just adapted

00:44:03 – Wanting to escape real life after vacation 🌴

00:49:01 – Why adulthood still doesn’t make sense

00:53:17 – What we’re bringing into Season 2

00:57:15 – Finale chaos preview

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Why does adulthood feel worse after vacation?

In this episode of Adulthood Pending, we get into post-vacation burnout, dumb spending decisions, and the reality of being a millennial trying to get your life together… and immediately failing 😂

Zaga is back from Hawaii with a new look, new mindset… and a $65 purchase that completely breaks Nick live on air 💀

We get into:

✈️ Why coming back from vacation hits harder than it should

🧢 The new “uncle era” (mustache + dad hats = dangerous combo)

💸 Spending money on things we absolutely do NOT need

📦 A LIVE unboxing that spirals instantly

🎮 Letting the fans take control of the episode (bad idea)

From Marvel vs DC debates to childhood nostalgia and the dumb things we survived as kids… this episode goes completely off the rails.

Also… yes… Nick crashes out.

And yes… it was worth every dollar 😭

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⏱️ CHAPTERS

00:00 – Chaos immediately begins 😵‍💫

04:03 – Zaga is BACK from Hawaii 🌴

05:15 – Why post-vacation life hits different

06:20 – Turning life into a reality show?? 🎥

08:29 – 30 lbs down & finding a jawline 👀

09:57 – Hawaii pickups (hats, coffee & addiction) ☕

11:24 – $50 coffee… because why not 💸

12:11 – Chocolate hoarding confession 🍫

13:05 – The 88 Tees story (this matters)

14:16 – 🚨 LIVE UNBOXING CHAOS 🚨

18:25 – Ellie instantly claims it 😂

19:25 – Nick crashes out 💀

21:26 – “Should I spend $300 on another one?” 🤔

22:16 – Worth it? Probably not. Did it anyway.

27:27 – Hawaii recap + North Shore flooding 🌊

31:27 – Culture shock: being the majority

36:31 – Drunk Zaga vs “colonizer” moment 😭

41:27 – Fans take over the episode 🎮

43:13 – Marvel vs DC debate 🦸

44:52 – Star Wars vs Star Trek ⚔️

45:39 – Things we did as kids that are NOT okay now 😬

48:19 – Why adults hate amusement parks now 🎢

50:12 – Foods we STILL refuse to eat 🤢

53:20 – What we thought adulthood would be vs reality 😅

56:14 – Why adulthood isn’t what we expected

58:06 – Avengers vs ALL villains 🥊

01:01:25 – WrestleMania predictions 🤼

01:12:18 – Real talk: stress, burnout & life 🧠

01:13:39 – Season 1 wrap-up & what’s next

01:17:14 – Final thoughts + community takeover

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Nick is dying from allergies.

Zaga threw his back out.

And somehow… this episode still happened.

This week on Adulthood Pending, the guys dive into one of the most relatable parts of being an adult:

Pretending you understand things that you absolutely do not.

From credit scores and insurance policies to stocks, crypto, and networking, millennials have mastered the art of confidently nodding along in conversations while secretly having no idea what anyone is talking about.

But the episode takes a completely unexpected turn when a spider drops down mid-recording and nearly ends Nick’s life on camera.

Yes… that actually happens.

In this episode we get into:

📈 Why millennials pretend to understand stocks

💳 The confusing reality of credit scores

🧾 Tax write-offs that nobody actually understands

🍷 Fake wine experts and vineyard snobs

🕸️ The spider incident that broke Nick’s brain

🤝 Why networking is just awkward adult small talk

📑 Insurance policies nobody reads

📚 Why school never taught us real life skills

🍽️ The unspoken rules of tipping

If you've ever confidently nodded in a conversation about escrow, crypto, or investments while secretly Googling it later, this episode is for you.

🎧 Adulthood Pending: millennial group therapy disguised as chaos.

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Chapters / Timestamps

0:00 🤧 Cold Open – Allergies vs Back Pain

1:18 ✈️ Zaga’s Upcoming Hawaii Trip

3:05 🎥 Pre-Recording Episodes & Vacation Planning

5:05 ✂️ Zaga’s Rare Fresh Haircut Appearance

7:55 🤔 Episode Topic: Things Adults Pretend to Understand

9:30 🏦 Escrow, Taxes & Financial Confusion

11:00 💳 Credit Scores Make No Sense

15:40 💸 Credit Card Horror Stories

18:10 🍷 Fake Wine Experts Exposed

20:00 📈 Millennials Pretending to Understand Stocks

21:45 💻 Crypto, NFTs & Internet Financial Gurus

22:15 🕷️ The Spider Incident (Nick Almost Dies)

26:50 🤝 Networking Is Mostly Fake

30:40 📑 Insurance Policies Nobody Understands

34:20 🏠 Recording in an Attic Full of Bugs

37:20 📉 Why We Were Never Taught Real Life Skills

40:05 💰 Checks, Banking & Old School Money

41:30 🏈 NFL Talk & Travis Kelce Debate

44:20 📚 The Problem With What Schools Teach

46:20 🍽️ The Unspoken Rules of Tipping

49:50 🧖 Nick Needs Allergy Recovery

51:10 ✈️ Zaga Prepares for an 11-Hour Flight

52:00 ❤️ Final Thoughts: It’s Okay To Admit You Don’t Know

#podcast #millennialpodcast #adhp #adulting #millennialhumor #comedypodcast #relatablepodcast #adulthoodpending

Zaga is officially on vacation… but the show must go on.

While Zaga heads to Hawaii for some long overdue R&R 🌴, he and Nick made sure the ADHP crew still gets an episode this week. So we’re leaning fully into celebration mode.

This episode turns into a mix of vacation hype, St. Patrick’s Day traditions 🍀, travel stories, and the chaos that happens when two millennials start talking about Guinness, tropical drinks, and questionable vacation decisions.

In this episode we get into:

🌴 Zaga preparing for his Hawaii trip

🍻 Nick’s extremely serious St. Patrick’s Day Guinness traditions

✈️ Vacation stories and travel disasters

🏖️ The legend of “Vacation Zaga”

🐢 Why tourists should stop touching sea turtles

🍀 The rules for surviving St. Patrick’s Day

Whether you're celebrating with a pint of Guinness 🍺 or just dreaming about a beach somewhere, this episode is a laid back hang while Zaga enjoys some well-earned vacation time.

Don’t worry… the chaos returns next week.

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Chapters / Timestamps

0:00 🌴 Cold Open & Vacation Mode Begins

0:52 🍻 St. Patrick’s Day Plans & Guinness Traditions

2:20 ✈️ Why Zaga Rarely Gets Vacations

4:35 🏖️ The Legend of “Vacation Zaga”

6:40 🍹 Tropical Drinks & Bahama Mama Talk

8:57 🎶 The Dark Truth About the Piña Colada Song

10:27 🎙️ Recording Episodes Out of Order

11:06 ⏳ The Struggle of Waiting for Vacation

12:14 ❄️ Escaping Winter for Hawaii

13:18 📹 Zaga’s Hawaii Filming Plans

13:44 🍀 Nick’s St. Patrick’s Day Rituals

16:07 🍺 The Proper Way to Drink Guinness

17:05 ⚠️ St. Patrick’s Day Survival Tips

20:26 🌍 Respecting Local Culture While Traveling

21:52 🐢 Stop Touching the Sea Turtles

26:10 🎁 The Labubu Mystery Box Debate

30:56 🤢 Snorkeling Disasters & Travel Stories

31:42 🌊 Hawaii Plans: Surfing, Food & Beaches

33:00 🏄 Realizing It’s Been 20 Years Since Surfing

34:26 🧘 Yoga Struggles & Millennial Bodies

35:08 ⚖️ Losing 20 Pounds Without the Gym

37:32 🦖 Jurassic Park Filming Locations

39:13 😬 Zaga’s Fear of Flying

42:28 ✈️ Surviving a 9-Hour Flight

45:09 🔥 Luaus, Birthdays & Hawaii Plans

47:03 🍀 Irish Shenanigans Explained

48:20 🎧 Wrapping Up Before Vacation

#podcast #stpatricksday #hawaiivacation #millennialpodcast #adhp #travelstories

Are there things you’re just too old to start doing in your 30s… or is that just an excuse we tell ourselves?

This week on Adulthood Pending, Zaga and Nick realize they accidentally planned an episode… that they already did before. So instead, they spiral into a hilarious debate about the activities millennials might be too old to start now.

From learning how to skateboard 🛹 to becoming a DJ 🎧, starting a rap career 🎤, or deciding at 35 that you’re suddenly going to learn parkour… some dreams might be a little late to the party.

The guys also talk about:

🏝️ Zaga mentally clocking out before vacation

🎬 Scream movie debates & Marvel talk

🧠 Why the podcast refuses to sound scripted

💀 Why line dancing might actually be illegal

🎮 Whether you can start streaming or gaming later in life

🔥 Why chasing your dreams is still worth it

Then the episode ends with a ridiculous game where they decide the official age limit society should allow people to start certain things.

Some of these answers are absolutely unhinged.

Because let’s be honest…

Being in your 30s means realizing you’re still figuring life out while pretending you have it together.

Welcome to adulthood.

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Millennial therapy session continues next week.

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Chapters

00:00 Cold open chaos & Zaga’s return

02:00 The episode that almost didn’t happen

05:10 Why the show avoids sounding scripted

07:30 Scream movie debates 🍿

11:40 Marvel’s Wonder Man discussion

13:40 Zaga teases a new project 👀

15:00 Vacation mode activated 🏝️

17:20 Realizing we’re approaching 40 😬

19:30 The episode topic: things we’re too old to start

21:00 The backflip debate begins 🤸‍♂️

26:00 Careers you might be too old to start

30:00 Becoming a DJ, streamer, or prank YouTuber

35:00 Fitness influencers & internet nonsense

40:00 TikTok dancing & line dancing rant 💀

44:00 Things you’re NEVER too old to start

48:00 Chasing dreams vs playing it safe

56:30 The game: age limits for starting things

1:09:00 Life advice nobody asked for

1:15:00 Wrapping up before vacation

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Zaga is out this week… which means things immediately spiral.

Nick and Copper take over the studio and what starts as a normal episode quickly turns into a full-blown interrogation. Nick decides it’s time to ask Copper the questions nobody else will. Life questions. Identity questions. Completely unnecessary questions.

Then something strange happens.

Nick disappears for a moment… and returns as Namaste Nick, ready to conduct the most chaotic therapy session ADHP has ever seen.

Nothing is off limits.

Nothing is structured.

And Copper has no idea what he walked into.

Welcome to Adulthood Pending — where adulthood is optional and chaos is guaranteed.

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Chapters

0:00 Welcome to ADHP (Nick & Copper take over)

1:30 Zaga’s absence and immediate chaos

3:00 ADHD tangent: live-action remakes & nostalgia

6:20 Nick decides to “therapize” Copper

10:25 The interrogation begins

13:20 “How many inconveniences until you snap?”

16:15 Enter Namaste Nick

18:00 The therapy session gets weird

24:30 Unnecessary things you maintain in life

32:00 Adult stress, burnout, and inconveniences

42:30 Copper starts pushing back

55:00 The questions get more absurd

1:05:00 Nick loses control of the interview

1:15:00 Final chaos and wrap up

Why are adults still fighting in public?
Why are we awake at 2AM staring at the ceiling?
Why are group chats a full-time job?
And why did this episode start with Copper’s grooming routine?

This week on Adulthood Pending, we argue about things that absolutely should not be controversial… but somehow are.

Bedtimes.
Public fights.
Quitting your job.
Living with your parents past 30.
Being single at 35.
Weddings.
Group chats.
Corporate America.
Comparison culture.

And in between all that?
Copper derailing the entire show.
Nick defending freedom.
Zaga moderating like a tired substitute teacher.

It’s chaotic. It’s unhinged. It’s weirdly honest.

And somehow… it all circles back to the pressure of millennial timelines and the lie that there’s a “right” way to grow up.

Let us know in the comments:
Which one of these debates should NOT be a debate?

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⏱️ CHAPTERS

00:00 – Copper Ruins the Surprise Immediately
04:11 – This Shouldn’t Be a Debate, But It Is
12:09 – Adults Should Have a Bedtime
21:02 – If You’re Over 30, You Shouldn’t Fight in Public
28:26 – If You Hate Your Job, Leave
37:28 – Weddings Are Mostly for Instagram
47:55 – Group Chats Are Exhausting
54:15 – Living at Home Past 30
59:18 – Being Single at 35
01:07:16 – Travel for Culture vs Travel for Content
01:14:27 – Gordon Ramsay, Sacrifice & Hustle Culture
01:21:37 – Comparison Culture & Fake Timelines
01:23:00 – Snow, Corporate America & Chaos Outro

#adulthoodpending #millennialpodcast #adulting #millennialburnout #groupchat #corporateamerica #adultlife #weeklycrisis #titotime

Why is everything we tried to escape suddenly cool again?

Low rise jeans are back.

Ed Hardy has been resurrected from the Arctic.

Pokémon cards are apparently an “investment.”

And Labubu is just Furby with WiFi.

This week on Adulthood Pending, we break down why Gen Z is thrifting the 90s and Y2K — and why millennials are having a mild identity crisis about it.

Are they stealing our childhood?

Or are we just realizing it meant more than we admitted?

We debate:

– Low rise jeans trauma

– The Ed Hardy revival

– Pokémon investing culture

– Plush toy dopamine

– Disposable cameras & aesthetic regression

– Whether nostalgia is comfort or insecurity

And most importantly…

Who actually unfroze Ed Hardy?

Let us know in the comments:

Are you gatekeeping your childhood… or letting them have it?

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🎵 Music Credit:

“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell

© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pEs6Q1dzo

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⏱️ CHAPTERS

00:00 – Low Rise Jeans Are Back and I’m Not Okay

03:42 – Stop Thrifting My Childhood

08:57 – Who Unfroze Ed Hardy From the Arctic?

15:26 – We Didn’t Hate the Clothes, We Hated Ourselves

21:48 – Pokémon Cards as Retirement Plans

28:35 – Labubu Is Just Furby With WiFi

35:02 – Disposable Cameras & Flip Phone Aesthetic

41:17 – Gatekeep or Let Them Have It

49:08 – Are We Actually Just Getting Older?

Valentine’s Day is here and Adulthood is, once again, under review.

In Episode 42 of Adulthood Pending, Zaga and Nick hand the mic over to the Discord and let chaos do what chaos does best. From doomsday bunkers and surviving Jurassic Park, to the adult purchases that quietly changed our lives and the painful realisation that the future kind of lied to us, this episode is a full millennial group chat brought to life.

This one is looser, longer, and very on-brand. If you hate Valentine’s Day, feel behind in life, miss old cartoons, or just want to listen to two tired adults argue about nonsense and accidentally say something real, you are in the right place.

Grab a drink, lower your expectations, and pend adulthood with us.

Welcome to Adulthood Pending.

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👕 Rep your millennial chaos:

Because December may be a scam, but your outfit doesn’t have to be.

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🎵 Music Credit:

“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell

© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pEs6Q1dzo

#adulthoodpending #millennialpodcast #adulting #millennialburnout #adultlife #moneystress #mentalhealth #podcastclips #millennialhumor #adultingishard #weeklycrisis #titime

⏱️ Chapters

00:00 – Intro chaos & being your Valentine by default

03:00 – Discord topics, no plan, pure adulting energy

08:45 – Doomsday bunker debate: where we hide and who survives

18:45 – What we would bring and why boredom might kill us first

24:30 – Surviving horror movies & why Jurassic Park ends us

27:45 – Adult purchases that quietly changed our lives

31:30 – The future we were promised vs the one we got

38:30 – 90s cartoons, old shows & generational disappointment

41:00 – Valentine’s Day as kids vs adults

47:45 – How we imagined adulthood vs reality

52:15 – Childhood beliefs & conspiracies we kinda get

54:30 – Planning our funerals like well-adjusted adults

59:00 – Living in sitcoms: Boy Meets World, Scrubs & who we are

01:06:00 – Final thoughts & pending adulthood

This week on Adulthood Pending, there was no outline, no prep, and absolutely no mercy.

Zaga and Nick come in exhausted after Snowpocalypse, dealership chaos, and a week that somehow felt like an entire January compressed into seven days. What follows is a full spiral: shovelling snow for hours, digging cars out of lots, yoga injuries, wrestling hot takes, karma debates, and getting assaulted by household appliances.

There is a Weekly Crisis, questionable life philosophy, unsolicited wrestling opinions, weather beef, adult body betrayal, and the ongoing argument of whether being judgemental is a personality trait or a cry for help.

Nothing gets resolved. Everything gets discussed. This is adulthood.

Welcome to Adulthood Pending.

⏱️ Chapters

00:00 – Welcome to the Year of January

The week felt illegal. Snowpocalypse survival mode activated.

03:20 – Snow Walls, Bad Drivers & Weather Trauma

Six feet of snow, blind driveways, and Oklahoma weather beef.

05:40 – Royal Rumble & Wrestling Takes

Roman, NXT standouts, Sol Ruca supremacy, and creative frustration.

10:40 – Weekly Crisis Begins

Snow shovelling injuries, dealership chaos, and physical regret.

16:30 – Yoga Humility & Knee Betrayal

Warrior poses meet missing ACLs.

20:15 – Working Sundays & Adult Exhaustion

Nothing says morale like surprise workdays.

21:40 – The Microwave Incident

A magnetic thermometer, a swinging door, and forehead karma.

24:40 – Karma, Judgement & Being “Not a Douchebag”

Philosophy hour, but angrier.

30:10 – Calling Ellie & The Ice Cream Revelation

Homestead skills exposed. Ego damaged.

33:40 – Hawaii Countdown & Weight Loss Pressure

Fifteen pounds. No sugar. No mercy.

37:00 – Weed, Medical Cards & Personal Freedom

Healthcare opinions incoming.

42:00 – Travel Dreams & Comic-Con Talk

New York, guests, and nerd optimism.

47:00 – Biopics, Movies & What’s Worth Watching

Ben Affleck, James McAvoy, and why long movies are a commitment.

54:30 – Rivalries: Yankees vs Red Sox vs Texas vs Oklahoma

Math is hard. Pride is louder.

1:01:00 – Final Spiral & Closing Chaos

Nothing solved. Everything felt.

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