Adulthood Pending

Cozy season sounds magical until you actually try to live in it.
This week, Zaga and Nick break down why fall vibes are a complete scam — from hoodie delusion, blown-out socks, and cut-off shirts, to the heater-turning-on smell rewiring Nick’s brain.

If you’ve ever tried to be “cozy” only to end up stressed, tired, freezing, disassociating at 4PM… this episode is your people.

We’re talking:
• The lies millennials tell themselves about cozy season
• Sweatpants season and the “disgusting but essential” hoodie
• Nick defending cutoff shirts like a hill he must die on
• The heater-smell Roman Empire
• Cozy lighting + seasonal depression tag-teaming us
• Chili vs soup chaos
• Fall naps destroying your entire sleep schedule
• What you’d grab in a house fire (and why Nick chose wrong)
• Why fall lasts 4 days and then becomes a mental breakdown

Next week → THE GREAT THANKSGIVING FOOD WAR
This week → cozy delusion.

⏱️ CHAPTERS

00:00 – Pancake vs Waffle Meltdown Begins
01:00 – ADHP, Acronyms & Opening Chaos
02:40 – Fall Vibes Setup + Hoodie Talk
04:10 – Cozy Season Expectations Are a Scam
05:00 – The Heater Smell That Controls Nick’s Mind
06:00 – 4PM Darkness & Accidental Depression Naps
07:20 – Self-Care vs Emotional Hibernation
08:00 – Cozy Food Debate (Chili vs Soup)
09:00 – Sauce vs Gravy + Warm House Smells
10:00 – The House Fire Cozy Item Question
11:00 – Nick’s Cutoff Shirt Confession
12:00 – “You Don’t Look Cozy, Nick.”
13:00 – Cozy Season Is Actually Survival Mode
14:00 – Outro + Thanksgiving Episode Tease

🎙 Listen to the podcast on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw📲 Follow us:🔗 All our links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING📱 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@AdulthoodPending📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/Adulthood.pending🎧 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH👕 Rep your millennial chaos:Because you’re too old for regrets and too young for orthopedic shoes.👉 Grab the official Adulthood Pending gear here:https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com🎵 Music Credit:“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKidUsed with permission.Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pEs6Q1dzoAll rights reserved.“I’m an adult (and life’s still a nightmare)” — CHILIØRecorded & Produced by Quinn Cyrankiewicz, Lyrics by Chris WirthUsed with permission.Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osnYRTXimkwAll rights reserved.#AdulthoodPending #ADHP #Podcast #MillennialPodcast #CozySeason #FallVibes #SeasonalDepression #HoodieSeason #SweatpantsSeason #ComfortSeason #FallComedy #RelatablePodcast #MillennialHumor #CozyAesthetic #FallChaos

Zaga and Nick are back—with zero sleep, maximum delusion, and the most unhinged fall debates known to mankind.
This week, the boys break down millennial fall culture with the seriousness of a presidential debate and the logic of two guys who haven’t touched grass since 2008.

We’re talking hoodies vs. sweaters, the truth about pumpkin patches, why fall might actually be propaganda, and the shocking reveal that Zaga failed basic U.S. geography.
Nick defends pumpkin spice like it’s his firstborn child. Zaga declares apple cider “pilgrim juice.” And yes, somehow… they fight about whether chili is a soup.

This one spirals fast.
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CHAPTERS
00:00 Hoodie vs Sweater Meltdown
02:00 Fall Is Pain (Our Backs Hurt)
03:45 Millennials & Fake Fall Optimism
06:20 The Weather Is Gaslighting Us
09:10 Pumpkin Spice vs Apple Cider (Bloodbath)
14:00 Pumpkin Pie vs Apple Pie
18:00 Are Pumpkin Patches Overrated?
21:00 The Truth About Hayrides
23:15 Caramel Apples Are a Scam
26:00 Seasonal Decor Hot Takes
29:30 Fall Memories That Hit Different
33:00 School Bus Frostbite Era
36:00 Haunted Houses We Should’ve Sued
39:00 The Rapid-Fire Fall Debate Round
44:00 Friendsgiving vs Thanksgiving
49:00 Cozy Night vs Cold Morning
55:00 Millennial Fall Core Wrap-Up
01:00:00 ADHD Fam Send-Off 🍁

🍂 Is fall actually magical… or is it just corporate propaganda with better candles? Comment your take.

New chaos every week. Subscribe or we’re sending you a pumpkin spice cease & desist.

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🎵 Music Credit:
“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell
© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKid

“I’m an adult (and life’s still a nightmare)” — CHILIØ
Recorded & Produced by Quinn Cyrankiewicz, Lyrics by Chris Wirth

Zaga’s stuffy, half-sick, and fully unfiltered — and Nick’s right there to catch the chaos as the boys judge your favorite comfort shows like their lives depend on it.

From Friends to The Office, Breaking Bad to New Girl, they roast, rank, and psychoanalyze what your favorite TV show says about your mental state. Spoiler: if you think Jim Halpert’s a good guy… you’re wrong.

It’s millennial comfort season — hoodie weather, seasonal depression, and reckless opinions about TV that’ll make someone mad in the comments. Grab your blanket, open your streaming app, and prepare to be personally attacked.

Would your favorite show get a green flag or a “seek therapy” warning?

00:00 Cold Open & Seasonal Depression02:00 Comfort Season Has Begun03:00 Comfort Shows = Red Flags?05:00 Judging People by Their TV Habits07:00 “Jim Wasn’t the Hero” Debate10:00 Game of Thrones Fans, We Need to Talk13:00 Friends vs. Reality Check17:00 Candy Choices = Personality Test21:00 Big Bang Theory: Green or Red Flag?22:30 The Office and Adultery (Yikes)24:00 Friends, Again — Proceed with Caution25:00 Parks & Rec and False Optimism28:00 How I Met Your Mother: Toxic Hope30:00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine and Chaos Comfort33:00 New Girl Gets the Green Light36:00 Gray’s Anatomy Meltdown39:00 Scrubs Is Still King42:00 Animated Comfort Shows (Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park)45:00 Breaking Bad Fans Might Be Criminals47:00 The Bear, Euphoria, and Therapy Time51:00 “You” Is Just Horny Dexter52:00 Stranger Things Is Pure Friendship Energy55:00 Nostalgia Comfort Shows: 90s & 2000s Kids Edition59:00 Nickelodeon vs. Disney Comfort Battles01:03:00 Certified Core or Cancelled Comfort01:06:00 Time Capsule Picks (Shows That Deserve to Stay Forever)01:08:00 Listener Horror Stories: The Juju Tree01:11:00 The Graveyard in Haiti Story01:14:00 Next Week: Pumpkin vs. Apple War 🍂01:15:00 ADHD Fam Sign-Off

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👕 Rep your millennial chaos:Because you’re too old for regrets and too young for sciatica.👉 ⁠https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com⁠

🎵 Music Credit:“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKidUsed with permission.Link: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pEs6Q1dzo⁠

“I’m an adult (and life’s still a nightmare)” — CHILIØRecorded & Produced by Quinn Cyrankiewicz, Lyrics by Chris WirthUsed with permission.Link: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osnYRTXimkw⁠

#AdulthoodPending #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #MillennialHumor #ComfortShows #RedFlags #TVShows #ZagaAndNick #AdulthoodPendingPodcast #ADHPpod

CHAPTERS

It’s the Adulthood Pending Halloween Special! 👻

Zaga (dressed like a hippie) and Nick (rocking Ghostface energy) go full horror nerd — debating, ranking, and roasting everything from Nightmare on Elm Street to Terrifier. It’s chaos, nostalgia, and a little weed-scented candlelight.

The boys break down the best classics, the modern greats, the overrated trash, and their official Halloween Watchlist. Expect dumb costumes, loud opinions, and one serious argument over Final Destination.

Would you survive a horror movie? Because we definitely wouldn’t.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Intro & Costume Chaos

03:00 Why Halloween on a Weekend Is a Curse

05:20 The Horror Movie Draft Begins

09:30 Best Classic Horror Films

14:45 Modern Horror Rankings

19:00 The Paranormal Activity Debate

22:55 Most Overrated Horror Films

27:50 Funniest Bad Horror Movies

33:00 The Greatest Horror Villains

39:10 Which Horror Movies Still Scare Us

40:00 The Certified Millennial Horror List

47:10 Final Destination Changed a Generation

49:00 Hidden Gems & Underrated Picks

55:30 The Ultimate Halloween Watchlist

01:03:00 Double Feature Recommendations

01:07:00 Horror Movies to “Canoodle” To

01:11:00 Horror Scenarios: Would We Survive?

01:18:00 Halloween Safety PSA (Check Your Candy)

01:21:00 ADHD Fam Send-Off 🎃

🔪 Watch it now — and tell us what horror movie still freaks you out.

New episodes every week — subscribe or we’ll haunt your algorithm.

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🎵 Music Credit:

“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell

© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKid

Used with permission.

Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pEs6Q1dzo

All rights reserved.

“I’m an adult (and life’s still a nightmare)” — CHILIØ

Recorded & Produced by Quinn Cyrankiewicz, Lyrics by Chris Wirth

Used with permission.

Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osnYRTXimkw

All rights reserved.

#AdulthoodPending #Podcast #Halloween #HorrorMovies #Ghostface #ZagaAndNick #ComedyPodcast #SpookySeason #MovieRankings #ADHPpod

It’s spooky season, and the boys are reading Reddit’s wildest ghost stories — the kind that start believable, then spiral straight into “that’s bullshit” territory. From faceless men in the woods to ghosts who won’t shut up about their trauma, Zaga and Nick try to figure out what’s real, what’s Reddit fanfic, and why every haunting sounds like bad insulation.There’s screaming, arguing, ghost apps, and one story that might actually be true.Grab your EMF reader, light some sage, and join us as we get haunted by poor life choices and bad storytelling.CHAPTERS:00:00 Intro02:05 Halloween at Zaga’s House05:33 Ghost Talk Begins09:47 Story 1 – The House in the Woods14:20 Breaking Down “Dad with the Shotgun”19:01 Story 2 – The Ghost Ship on Lake Superior25:04 Philosophical Ghost Tangent27:18 Story 3 – The Thing in the Daughter’s Room33:10 Story 4 – The Woman in the Corner35:22 Ghost Logic & Zaga’s Beliefs37:20 Zaga’s Haunted Airbnb Story49:52 The “Babe” Voice in the House54:09 The Ghost Cat56:05 The Snapchat Anime Ghost58:19 Nick’s Haunted Farm Story01:03:05 Zaga’s Dad’s Ghost Story01:08:24 The Afterlife Logic Spiral01:13:01 Lorraine Warren & Exorcism Talk01:14:28 Horror Movies & Adulting Are Scarier01:17:29 Horror Movie Date Logic01:22:01 Outro – Don’t Trust Ghost Apps🎧 New episodes every week — subscribe or the ghost of your credit score will haunt you.💬 Drop your ghost stories in the comments, we might roast them next episode.#AdulthoodPending #Podcast #GhostStories #RedditStories #ComedyPodcast #Haunted #SpookySeason #ZagaAndNick🎙 Listen to the podcast on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbz...📲 Follow us:🔗 All our links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING📱 TikTok:   / adulthoodpending  📸 Instagram:   / adulthood.pending  🎧 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbz...💬 Discord:   / discord  👕 Rep your millennial chaos:Because you’re too old for regrets and too young for orthopedic shoes.👉 Grab the official Adulthood Pending gear here:https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop...🎵 Music Credit:“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKidUsed with permission.Link to track:    • LVL UP  All rights reserved.“I’m an adult (and life’s still a nightmare)” — CHILIØRecorded & Produced by Quinn Cyrankiewicz, Lyrics by Chris WirthUsed with permission.Link to track:    • I'm an adult (and life's still a nightmare...  All rights reserved.

Ellie’s back — and she brought murder.In this chaotic true-crime-meets-comedy episode, Zaga, Nick, and Ellie dive into the real-life Harlem murder of Sheldon Johnson... but naturally get sidetracked by Ed Gein voices, Adam Sandler impressions, nipple belts, and moral debates about capital punishment.It’s part true crime, part unhinged improv, and 100% Adulthood Pending energy.Grab a snack (preferably not from a freezer), and join the chaos.🕒 Timestamps00:00 – Cold Open & Banter
01:00 – Ellie’s chaotic intro
02:00 – Setting the scene: Harlem, New York
03:15 – The millennial serial killer idea
06:00 – Trigger warning: murder, gore, dismemberment
08:00 – The story of Sheldon Johnson & Colin Small begins
10:00 – Harlem delis & dark humor detour
14:00 – Sheldon Johnson’s background and criminal reform work
16:00 – The murder timeline and discovery of remains
18:15 – The Harlem–Bronx–Manhattan connection
20:00 – How the police identified Sheldon Johnson
22:30 – The disguises, wigs, and bizarre evidence
25:00 – His appearance on Joe Rogan and media angle
27:00 – Speculation on motive and missing details
29:00 – Dahmer comparisons & Ed Gein talk
31:00 – Tangent: empathy for killers vs. fascination with true crime
33:30 – Ellie’s concussion stories & dark humor
35:00 – Theories about the murder’s intent
37:00 – Discussion on parole, death penalty, and justice
41:30 – Christopher Watts & cheating killers
44:00 – Full-circle discussion: Dahmer inspiration
46:00 – Do not dox people segment
49:00 – Murder jokes, sanity checks & dark comedy chaos
50:00 – Ellie’s “I hit my head on a tree” story
53:00 – OCD parking + nail appointment disaster
55:00 – Tree hazard PSA
56:00 – Homemade pie & kitchen fails
58:00 – Tattoo skin jokes & weird morbid humor
01:00:00 – Therapist comments & trauma humor
01:02:00 – Banter & final chaos
01:05:30 – Wrap-up and outro
01:07:00 – Closing song: “Game Over”🎙 Listen to the podcast on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw📲 Follow us:🔗 All our links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING📱 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@AdulthoodPending📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/Adulthood.pending🎧 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH👕 Rep your millennial chaos:Because you’re too old for regrets and too young for orthopedic shoes.👉 Grab the official Adulthood Pending gear here:https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com🎵 Music Credit:“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKidUsed with permission.Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pEs6Q1dzoAll rights reserved.“I’m an adult (and life’s still a nightmare)” — CHILIØRecorded & Produced by Quinn Cyrankiewicz, Lyrics by Chris WirthUsed with permission.Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osnYRTXimkwAll rights reserved.#monsteredgein #edgein #adamsandler #truecrimestory #truecrimecomedy #millennial #adulthoodpending

What really scares millennials in 2025? Not ghosts — it’s dead WiFi, a declined debit card, and awkward small talk with your dentist. In this Halloween-themed episode, Zaga and Nick dive into the horrors of adulthood — haunted technology, social anxiety, and those everyday jump scares that make us question our sanity.

From Alexa acting possessed to ghosting messages that haunt your DMs, this one’s all about the real fear of being an adult. 👻

💬 If you’ve ever:

Panicked at “Card Declined” on a $6 charge

Accidentally answered a FaceTime looking like a cryptid

Waved at someone who wasn’t waving at you

Or lived through a haunted Alexa moment

Then you’re exactly where you belong — this is Adulthood Pending.

⏰ TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 – Cold Open: Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce, and Zaga’s hate-love rant

01:20 – Welcome & intro: “The Things That Really Haunt Millennials”

02:30 – The real horrors of adulthood (bills, subscriptions, and bank apps)

03:00 – Declined debit card jump scares

04:20 – Haunted tech: Alexa, Furbies, and random voice assistants

06:00 – WiFi nightmares & update purgatory

08:00 – Face ID & beard struggles

09:30 – Bluetooth betrayals and bathroom TikTok horror stories

11:00 – Taylor Swift vs. Travis Kelce part two (rage bait Nick moment)

13:00 – Logic’s “Golden Ticket” contest and Zaga’s dream win

20:00 – Adulting Horror Debate: No WiFi vs. No AC

25:00 – Millennial nostalgia tech (AOL, dial-up, speaker static)

27:00 – Urban Legends of Adulthood (laundry myths, charging phones, light laws)

33:00 – Life hacks that never worked (the can opener lie)

37:00 – Real-Life Jump Scares (FaceTime calls, “We need to talk” texts)

41:00 – Jehovah’s Witness revenge story

44:00 – Top 5 Real-Life Jump Scares

50:00 – Haunted Social Situations: awkward waves & failed daps

53:00 – The curse of small talk & ADHD conversations

56:00 – When your card declines mid-grocery run

1:00:00 – Final segment: Haunted social awkwardness and adult fails

1:05:00 – Adulthood Wins, Fails & Chills

1:07:00 – Next week’s teaser: Ghost stories and off-camera chaos

🎙 Listen to the podcast on Spotify:

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👕 Rep your millennial chaos:

Because you’re too old for regrets and too young for orthopedic shoes.

👉 Grab the official Adulthood Pending gear here:

https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com

🎵 Music Credit:

“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell

© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKid

Used with permission.

Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pEs6Q1dzo

All rights reserved.

“I’m an adult (and life’s still a nightmare)” — CHILIØ

Recorded & Produced by Quinn Cyrankiewicz, Lyrics by Chris Wirth

Used with permission.

Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osnYRTXimkw

All rights reserved.

#ComedyPodcast #MillennialPodcast #HorrorMovies #SpookySeason #AdulthoodPending

Zaga threw his back out at bowling, Nick hasn’t slept in days, and somehow we still managed to argue for 30 minutes about Halloween candy, why cloaks are itchy, and why you never overstay at a millennial Halloween party.

This week on Adulthood Pending:

• A chaotic Halloween Candy Draft (Snickers vs. Reese’s Pumpkins)

• Zaga’s Ren Faire heat stroke saga + $5 Dasani rant

• Nick calling Zaga a “Lafufu” for trying to buy tattooed bat plushies

• The 10 Commandments of Halloween Parties (Guests vs. Hosts edition)

• Adult Wins & Fails of the Week

If you’ve ever traded Smarties like cigarettes, bartered rocks for strawberries, or argued about Airheads dissolving in your mouth, this one’s for you.

👉 Drop a comment: Whose house are you trick-or-treating at — Team Snickers (Nick) or Team Reese’s Pumpkins (Zaga)?

0:00 – Cold Open (We’re Tired, But We Showed Up Anyway)

13:20 – Nick’s Week From Hell & Irish Heritage Roast

16:00 – Zaga vs. The Ren Faire: $5 Water, Cloaks & Heat Stroke

22:30 – Sciatica, Kids at the Faire & Chicken Tenders for $17

28:00 – Zaga Almost Buys “Bat-ties” Mystery Box (Nick Loses It)

35:00 – WWE Belts, Impulse Spending & “Lafufu” Debate

36:15 – The Great Halloween Candy Draft (Snickers vs. Reese’s Pumpkins)

43:40 – Nerds, Laffy Taffy & Airheads: The Candy War Escalates

49:40 – Trick-or-Treat Trades, Smoking Smarties & Childhood Hustles

55:20 – Bartering Rocks for Strawberries at the Ren Faire

1:00:20 – The Ten Commandments of Halloween Parties (Guests Edition)

1:10:00 – Hosting Commandments: Decorate, Food, Costumes & Bathroom Prep

1:18:00 – Fire Pits, Introvert Corners & Don’t Bring Randoms

1:23:00 – Adult Wins & Fails of the Week (Laundry, Acid Reflux, No Candy Yet)

1:28:00 – Tease: Next Week’s Guest Episode (Spooky Murder Talk)

1:29:00 – Wrap-Up: Stay Spooky & Don’t Be a Cheap Asshole

#MillennialPodcast #Halloween2025 #ComedyPodcast #AdulthoodPending

🎙 Listen to the podcast on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw📲 Follow us:🔗 All our links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING📱 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@AdulthoodPending📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/Adulthood.pending🎧 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH👕 Rep your millennial chaos:Because you’re too old for regrets and too young for orthopedic shoes.👉 Grab the official Adulthood Pending gear here:https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com🎵 Music Credit:“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKidUsed with permission.Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pEs6Q1dzoAll rights reserved.“I’m an adult (and life’s still a nightmare)” — CHILIØRecorded & Produced by Quinn Cyrankiewicz, Lyrics by Chris WirthUsed with permission.Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osnYRTXimkwAll rights reserved.#ComedyPodcast #MillennialPodcast #HorrorMovies #SpookySeason #AdulthoodPending

What happens when two millennials get stuck in a horror movie? Spoiler: we’re not making it to the sequel.

In this week’s episode of Adulthood Pending, Zaga and Nick roast horror tropes, iconic killers, and the dumb ways millennials would actually try to survive. From arguing in the group chat while Jason lurks outside, to grabbing pumpkin spice lattes and Nerf bats as “weapons,” this episode proves adulthood is scarier than any haunted house.

We cover:

• Who dies first when millennials are in a slasher
• Dumb “weapons” we’d actually grab (flashlights, Nerf bats, pumpkin spice)
• Horror clichés flipped for our generation
• Jason, Michael Myers, Ghostface, Pennywise, and Chucky vs. millennials
• Why Sallie Mae is the real Jigsaw
• 
  

If you love shows like The Basement Yard or Tiny Meat Gang, and you want spooky-season laughs with a millennial twist, you’ll vibe with this one.

👉 Comment below: Which horror villain do YOU think you’d actually survive?

0:00 – Cold Open & Horror Setup  

15:00 – Millennials in Horror Tropes  

28:00 – Dumb “Weapons” We’d Actually Use  

40:00 – Horror Clichés Flipped for Our Generation  

53:00 – Jason, Michael Myers, and Ghostface vs Millennials  

1:06:00 – Pennywise, Saw Traps, and Real-Life Fears  

1:15:00 – Real Monsters: Sallie Mae, IRS, Landlords  

1:25:00 – Creepy Dolls, Vampires & Would We Survive?  

1:42:00 – Closing Thoughts & Spooky Season Wrap-Up  

🎙 Listen to the podcast on Spotify:

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“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell

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“I’m an adult (and life’s still a nightmare)” — CHILIØ

Recorded & Produced by Quinn Cyrankiewicz, Lyrics by Chris Wirth

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It’s not officially fall until Spirit Halloween moves into an abandoned Sears. 🎃 For Episode 21 of Adulthood Pending, Nick and Zaga dive headfirst into spooky season — roasting costumes, overpriced animatronics, and the chaos of millennial Halloween traditions.This week we cover:Why Spirit Halloween is basically the squatter of retailOur dumbest childhood costumes (plastic masks, itchy Power Rangers, DIY fails)The epidemic of sexy costumes in the 2000s$80 adult costumes you wear once and instantly regretTrick-or-treat economics (king-size Snickers vs. toothbrush houses)How millennials celebrate Halloween now (pumpkin spice, haunted hayrides, and being broke)Adulthood might still be pending, but Spirit Halloween is forever. 👻🎙 Listen to the podcast on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw📲 Follow us:🔗 All our links: https://linktr.ee/ADULTHOODPENDING📱 TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@AdulthoodPending📸 Instagram: https://instagram.com/Adulthood.pending🎧 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6M2NGbzarhLytxjoi3GucK?si=ADNyYlK6Tf2F4aBUX9Odpw💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/rbVHTNeFbH👕 Rep your millennial chaos:Because you’re too old for regrets and too young for orthopedic shoes.👉 Grab the official Adulthood Pending gear here:https://adulthoodpending.myspreadshop.com🎵 Music Credit:“LVL UP” — Luke Bodine, Luke Oxendale, Tosh Peterson & Adamm Mitchell© Sleep Deprived Records / DistroKidUsed with permission.Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pEs6Q1dzoAll rights reserved.“I’m an adult (and life’s still a nightmare)” — CHILIØRecorded & Produced by Quinn Cyrankiewicz, Lyrics by Chris WirthUsed with permission.Link to track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osnYRTXimkwAll rights reserved.